thenammagazine
Super Freak
actualy, there IS a Eu explanation, and beleive it or not, it does make sense.
Her species are like Camels. Their bodies Hold water in dry environments so they can survive long distances in areas where there is not alot of water, simular to a camels hump. To quote her from the novel in which this is explaned She looks "alot Different" in those enviornments. I beleive this is why she and Dengar Live on a jungle world.
( Yes, she becomes Dengar's wife. After Jabba dies Dengar Goes back and loots jabba's palace. He finds her doing the same, and they kinda hook up. On their way out, Dengar stops to pay his respects to Fett at the Great pit of Carcoon, which is when they find him allmost dead there)
However, Evilface, I get the impression that the rather scientific explantion would still not satisfy you as
1) it wasn't in the films, so it's inherently terrible
and
2) you're over the age you were when you saw the films so it can't possibly be good
Just poking fun mate. YOu're allowed your opinion, just as I am. But come on, you've got to admit that it atleast makes sense. ( the water-holding, not the Dengar marriage part)
WTF?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "My humps, my humps, ain't ****s but camel bumps!" Does that mean that those aren't ****s, but like, Camel humps?! Taking it a step further, does that mean that her nips are like sports bottle caps and unleash water on demand?! Aside from being REALLY ^^^^^king disgusting, I guess it makes sense. Still doesn't justify the action figure though. And poor Dengar. He settled. I see Gargan hooking up with someone like the Rancor Keeper (match made in twinkie heaven), but not Dengar. S**T! Poor Boba. Imagine suffering the Saarlac for that long and the first thing you see after being pulled completely out is Gargan... I'd roll right back in with a Wilhelm Scream!
