jye4ever
Broke and happy
Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)
I'm proud to be an offended American!
I'm proud to be an offended American!
Yup, mainly for costumes. A few of the new ones do raffles and stuff for good causes, so I don't mind.You actually follow them on facebook?
If they are good, they will get around.
Nothing beats a smelly con.
I just went to a con yesterday after not going for about 8 years. Last one I went to was Celebration V in Florida, and hated that so I dunno what I was thinking.
Pretty bad experience. Awful parking situation, thousands more than when I went in the past, crappy vendors trying to peddle modern garbage that can be found in stores for triple the price (and you can't even haggle the guys with cool vintage stuff, even if it's an honest, fair offer), and tons and tons of cosplayers. The whole place smells like **** too with a ton of fatsos that smell like old farts and cafeteria food. I also noticed that the majority of the attendees were women (wasn't like that a decade ago), which I guess is cool except half of them were dressed up as ****ing Rey from the Force Awakens. The highlight (I guess if you want to call it that) was going to the bathroom and taking a piss by the guy that played Napoleon Dynamite.
I didn't buy a single thing, I was actually proud of myself walking out. I went with $400 in my pocket and walked out with $400 in my pocket. I was in there for about an hour and a half and I come back to the parking lot only to find . . . . that my car was missing. My car got towed and they took it all the way into the middle of the city. Had to pay $225. Turns out in the past year, the retail stores implemented a new policy where they look for non-customers and aggressively tow them out of there. Good times!
Honestly, I can't think of a single vacation, concert, book signing, or any "special" event that has been worth going to. Even planning carefully ahead of time, trying to beat out other people in lines by going early isn't worth the suffering and aggravation that comes with crowds or crappy people trying to bleed others out of their money. Worst experience was probably when I went to Rome and it wasn't even tourist season.
The thing that sucks is the smart phone. Most of the vendors use the highest ebay prices as a guide for their own crap. You try and talk to them and they pull that page up and are like "SEE, SEE". It's not rational.
Also, if I got a nickel for every ****er trying to sell that that old 1989 Batman cereal bank with peeling face sticker, I would have been able to pay off that towing fee without feeling bad. I saw so many of this ****ing thing,
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The amount of Star Wars and Power Rangers junk was nuts too. Most of it wasn't even old, retro stuff. And all the celebs were nobodies. I felt bad seeing David Prowse there man. I remember going to one as a kid and getting his autograph, but now, ****, he looks sad. Nobody even really goes to his table. I saw the chick that played the TX Terminator just walking around the convention floor for a bit too.
Steel City Con? My buddy met Jon Heder, as well, though, admittedly, not at a urinal, so, you win. That's how I felt when I went and Peter Mayhew was there. I went to meet John Wesley Shipp, since my buddy wanted to go, anyway, and people did start trickling in as it went on, but, yeah, I just walked over and started talking to him and he was really excited to talk about how good The Force Awakens was going to be (I should mention this was prior to the movie coming out).
It made me laugh, though, because I know exactly what you mean about the crazy prices. I went around the same time that Sideshow had those insane discounts on stuff like the '66 figures and the armory, and there were guys that were trying to charge like 900 bucks for the armory set with Alfred and Bruce.
I never want to meet any of those people.
I remember this disabled couple behind me trying to call me out because I didn't have a certain character badge to be there or some **** (I went in and walked past security by turning my regular badge around so nobody saw the character or color). I was cracking up the entire time because nobody was paying attention to their cries.
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