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Re: DC's "Suicide Squad" (August 5th, 2016)
Nah, this Joker just needs a good talking to. He's a rebellious youth.
"I could snap your neck right now, but that'd be too good for you. No, you need something different...I think you just need to do some growing up is all. So, tattoos are your thing, huh? I guess it's a good thing lasers come out of my eyes, then!"
*FSSSSSST*
*Joker screams out in agony*
"Look! You aren't "damaged" anymore! And you don't appear to be laughing, either...maybe we should get rid of that, too, huh?"
*FSSSST*
"I'll be good. I swear, just...just stop"
"I'll tell you, for a guy with "Joker" tattooed on his belly, you sure cry a lot. I don't think that's accurate. We should get rid of that."
*FSSSST*
"B-B-Batman...please...help..."
"Why do you have a bird on your arm? That's weird. I don't like that."
*FSSSST*
"You're drooling a little bit. Cover your mouth!"
*Joker puts his hand over his mouth*
"I can still see it!"
*FSSSST*
"Kill me...please."
"You know? I just now noticed that 'J' on your cheek. Lot of good this X-Ray vision does me, huh?"
"No more...please...stop."
*FSSST*
"Just a few more..."
*whimpers*
"You know? All this burnt flesh and you're starting to look like that skeleton on your chest. Maybe we should keep that one? Naaaaah."
*FSSST*
"Clark, I don't think he can take much more,"
"Great, Bruce. Now look what you did! He knows our names."
*snap*
"All that work for nothing. I hope you're happy."
Watch when it's somthing that sorta spoils the film.Nice, what doe the writing on the bat say? Is it like a poem or something?
Nice, what doe the writing on the bat say? Is it like a poem or something?
They're basically lyrics to famous (yet creepy) nursery rhymes, such as "Hush Little Baby":
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass is broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat,
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and a bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and a cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
They're basically lyrics to famous (yet creepy) nursery rhymes, such as "Hush Little Baby":
Hush, little baby, don't say a word,
Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.
And if that mockingbird don't sing,
Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring turns brass,
Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.
And if that looking glass is broke,
Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat,
And if that billy goat won't pull,
Mama's gonna buy you a cart and a bull.
And if that cart and bull turn over,
Mama's gonna buy you a dog named Rover.
And if that dog named Rover won't bark,
Mama's gonna buy you a horse and a cart.
And if that horse and cart fall down,
you'll still be the sweetest little baby in town.
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