Holy ****! Even Marty Feldman would take a look at that and say, "What the **** happened to her eyes?!"
BWAHAHA!
Holy ****! Even Marty Feldman would take a look at that and say, "What the **** happened to her eyes?!"
It also won't be broadcast on the internet as though someone had raped my mother. It's not some brutal injustice that requires bawling to hundreds of complete strangers. It's their problem, and they'll pay for it if they can't solve it. Myself, I'll live. I was doing fine before I thought I could have a Vampirella comiquette, and I'm doing fine now. I don't stick up for them like I used to, but most of the fun in that was getting to throw rocks at people with an over-developed sense of petty indignation (and that never gets old).
Yeah never picked up Lara cause in most pics the eyes looked a little odd. That's certainly extreme though.
Only serious problem I ever had was the Vampirella comiquette. The one I initially received was flawless, except for what looked like a spot where someone had tapped a nail into the base and cracked the finish. The indentation started in the tissue paper, so the damage occurred after it had been wrapped for packing.
They had me return the entire statue, and what they sent me was a disaster by comparison. Lazy eye on the regular head. A seam where the legs were put together. Bats that didn't fit, which subsequently scratched against her thigh leaving black marks.
There were no more replacements. Returned for a full refund. It was the first time I had bought anything more than a 1:6 figure from them. I'll take my chances with the DC premium formats, but failure won't be tolerated.
It also won't be broadcast on the internet as though someone had raped my mother. It's not some brutal injustice that requires bawling to hundreds of complete strangers. It's their problem, and they'll pay for it if they can't solve it. Myself, I'll live. I was doing fine before I thought I could have a Vampirella comiquette, and I'm doing fine now. I don't stick up for them like I used to, but most of the fun in that was getting to throw rocks at people with an over-developed sense of petty indignation (and that never gets old).
Money can't buy an imagination for insults, huh?
It clearly doesn't buy self-esteem. As self-important as you are, you sure do have a soft spot when it comes to being called out as a spoiled ****. Perhaps you should be investing in testosterone therapy. Maybe money can buy you a pair, in lieu of your creative sterility.
Enough already. Infractions are going to be handed out if people can't play nice.
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