Ebola scaring anyone?

[Frank]

Hey Devil, looks like Staci Hickox could use a someone to run some errands for her. You in? She'll pay you in contaminated medical supplies!

 

[devilof76]

What a peach.

 

[Frank]

I'm no doctor, but even I can tell the difference between Ebola and bad PMS.

Or maybe she's just got strong "opinions".

 

[devilof76]

She has the ebola raging, for sure.

 

[Frank]

Guess we'll check on her in a few weeks...

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Hope she doesn't infect anybody.

 

[devilof76]

She's gonna give it to Canada.

Then, it's war...

 

[ebor]

Some local lab in BC just developed a test for early detection of Ebola. Well that should cut quarantine times down.

 

[devilof76]

Just curious...private lab or government lab?

 

[ebor]

A private company called bioLytical.

 

[jungle jom]

Liberian Rhapsody

Is this a real plague?
Is this my bleeding spleen?
Caught in a few nights
No escape from my quarantine
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A fever high, heart rate low
Watch the way the wind blows, public safety matters to me, to me

Obama, just killed a man
Sank my teeth into his head
Spread my virus, now he's dead
Obama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Obama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not still alive this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, because public safety matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Obama, ooo - (watch the way the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never gone cannibal

I see a little news segment on a man
What a douche, what a douche will he start a pandemic?
Politics, infighting - very very frightening me
Commentary, Commentary,
Commentary, Commentary,
Commentary Interview - West Africa

But I'm just a poor man and nobody loves me
He's just a poor man from a poor colony
Spare him his life from infectious disease
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Ebolah! No! - we will not let you go - let him go!
Ebolah! We will not let you go - let him go!
Ebolah! We will not let you go - let me go!
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Obama mia, 'bama mia, 'bama mia let me go
The CDC has a vaccine set aside for me!
for me!!
for me!!!!!

So you think you can keep me and halt all my flights!
So you think this doesn't infringe on my rights!
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Public safety matters
Anyone can see
Public safety matters - public safety matters to me

Watch the way the wind blows...

Great job! I love it.

 

[pixletwin]

Frank that was pretty ingenious. Did you write that?

 

[Frank]

Sometimes I can't help myself!

 

[ebor]

Frank...niiiice

 

[devilof76]

A private company called bioLytical.

I figured as much. So much for vague generalities...

 

[pixletwin]

Anyone still reeling from their panic?

 

[Mr. Green]

supposedly there's a cure. we're all safe?

 

[The Ween]

Ebola victim's family, hospital reach settlement - Yahoo News

 

[cilantropants]

Funny how the whole thing went away after the elections.

 

[Lejuan]

I heard Kony has ebola.