Enterbay - GiRLFRiEND - Beauty Doll Collection

[dominishin]

Re: ENTERBAY: Girlfriend - Beauty Doll Collezioni, 1/6 female figures

Hah what??

Okay.

Maybe I buy.

 

[xjamiex]

Maybe these won't be in 1:6 scale after all...maybe they are in 1:1 scale and EB is turning into a plastic pimp company

 

[MarfMaster]

April fools!

Oh, wait...what?

 

[xjamiex]

April fools!

Oh, wait...what?

 

[galactiboy]

Thread's merged

Continue discussing you creepy bastards

 

[Deckard]

EB just set back everyman who's worked the past 10 years to convince his friends and family they aren't dolls, they are action figures.

And on top of that this feels like the first step twoards making sex dolls, probably one of the many reasons EB has never seen a cent of my money.

 

[NCC-1701 no bloody ABCorD]

This opens up a whole new world of anatomical correctness possibilities.

 

[Raymond F.]

It reminds me of those playboy action figures they put out a few years ago that had like rubber tops you could expose their boobies...

But yeah these are all dolls... no matter how you try and defend it. a missle shooting spiderman id say thats an action figure but any hot toys sideshow, whatever...

I could be like but look he has PORES! Look at the detail... Parallel eye rolling system... but yeah you can still take off his clothes. That's a damn doll.

 

[Deckard]

This quick rewrite seemed appropriate.

Creepy Valentine's Day!

Haven't got one yet?! Worry, you probably never will. We are exciting and unfamilar with word usage, to announce our up-and-coming newest product series: GiRLFRiEND - Our very own beauty doll collection, with highly authentic likeness of the hottest female celebrities you never had a chance with!"

"Who's gonna be our first GiRLFRiEND? Our Mom? Our Cousin we took to the prom? No! It's her - 劉心悠 Annie lau ! WHO THE ____ IS THAT YOU ASK? Of course you do.

A Taiwanese born Chinese, Liu is an actress and model in Hong Kong that I saw and really wanted to have sex with But when She found out I liked dolls she got a restraining order against me.

Her debuted movie is called "Mob Sister" (阿嫂), starring along with Karena Lam, Eric Tsang, Anthony Wong, Simon Yam, Alex Fong Chung-sun and Yuen Wah! Wow what a cast?!

She has the look and really nice in person especially through binoculars! She is going to have a new movie coming out soon where I abduct and ransom her back to her loved ones! We love our Hong Kong movie stars "

 

[Raymond F.]

HAHAHAHA Awesome. Don't delete that mods... I need to read that to keep myself sane for justifying why i've spent most of the day writing about this creepy announcement.

 

[xjamiex]

That was hysterical

 

[mojo customz]

can she cook & clean------

 

[Solidus]

HAHAHAHA Awesome. Don't delete that mods... I need to read that to keep myself sane for justifying why i've spent most of the day writing about this creepy announcement.

Same here! There's just something so disturbing about this thread that keeps me coming back.

By the way, we need Devil_666 in here to make some insane photoshops of this .

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

She has the look and really nice in person especially through binoculars! She is going to have a new movie coming out soon where I abduct and ransom her back to her loved ones! We love our Hong Kong movie stars "

 

[GungFu]

One step at a time, a-dev.

I am also not that impressed by a "Girlfriend Beauty Doll" line, but they have to look to their market. Collectors of action figures are predominantly straight male, so maketing this as a line of attractive females will presumably appeal to them. And, by calling them dolls, they are presumably also targetting the fashion doll crowd, who are predominantly straight female but are also looking for attractive women to dress up, lead by whatever is currently deemed attractive in the fashion world. So, presumably this will appeal to them as well.

I am overlooking the name and hoping for some real women with a bit of character and life to the headsculpt and no vapid, sex doll expressions, and this looks promising.

Great post Mau, my thought exactly !

 

[Cap'n Cook]

This quick rewrite seemed appropriate.

Creepy Valentine's Day!

Haven't got one yet?! Worry, you probably never will. We are exciting and unfamilar with word usage, to announce our up-and-coming newest product series: GiRLFRiEND - Our very own beauty doll collection, with highly authentic likeness of the hottest female celebrities you never had a chance with!"

"Who's gonna be our first GiRLFRiEND? Our Mom? Our Cousin we took to the prom? No! It's her - 劉心悠 Annie lau ! WHO THE ____ IS THAT YOU ASK? Of course you do.

A Taiwanese born Chinese, Liu is an actress and model in Hong Kong that I saw and really wanted to have sex with But when She found out I liked dolls she got a restraining order against me.

Her debuted movie is called "Mob Sister" (阿嫂), starring along with Karena Lam, Eric Tsang, Anthony Wong, Simon Yam, Alex Fong Chung-sun and Yuen Wah! Wow what a cast?!

She has the look and really nice in person especially through binoculars! She is going to have a new movie coming out soon where I abduct and ransom her back to her loved ones! We love our Hong Kong movie stars "

Great stuff man.

 

[Deckard]

Whats even funnier then my edits is they call her Lau, then Liu, they don't even know her name just her cup size.

Someone at EB is spending too much time at the used Panties vending machine in the lounge smoking opium and planning something devious.

And honestly the announcement on Valentine's Day makes them seem all the more lonely and desperate to replace the evil women who don't look at them with their own more conformant versions.

 

[Cap'n Cook]

First thing I noticed too was the name changing! Hilarious.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

Looks like Emmy Rossum

 

[kkchan]

They'll most likely use obscure models or various Asian actresses who don't require royalties to use their faces.

I do believe EB got royalty right from this actress before they make figure of her. It is published as well at this actress's official website/fb