The only real classic 'real life' memory of him that won't leave me, was when he came to Australia about 15+ years or so ago. He appeared on a well known weekend variety / entertainment show here called 'Hey Hey It's Saturday' - & was a guest panelist for certain segments.
It was also his birthday around that time too iirc, & at one point they brought out a cake for him. It almost looked unscripted - but shortly after, one of the comedians on the show (Russel Gilbert) wandered over - said something smart alec-y, & did an axe kick right through JCVD's cake!
He was NOT impressed at all!
Do you remember that Lejuan!???