Ex girls...

[wofford29]

Well, I just found out today that the last chick I dated before I got married has turned into a Lenny Dykstra. It was a real confidence booster. Drinks are on me. I may change my screen name to Ron Burgandy. Can anyone else join this elite club?

 

[Studio49]

I have no idea what you just said. Translation?

 

[wofford29]

DYKSTRA = DIKE, you'll find I'm very similiar to J.R.R. Tolkien in that I create my own language.

 

[DarkArtist81]

Oh.... I see now...

No, I can't join the club. But I have turned a few Gay women straight.... does that count in reverse?

 

[Bannister]

DYKSTRA = DIKE, you'll find I'm very similiar to J.R.R. Tolkien in that I create my own language.

Here I thought you meant she started chewing tobacco like a fiend.

 

[wofford29]

Oh.... I see now...

No, I can't join the club. But I have turned a few Gay women straight.... does that count in reverse?

I think that makes you borderline Gay. I'd see a priest to make sure.

 

[Sick Boy 82]

Oh.... I see now...

No, I can't join the club. But I have turned a few Gay women straight.... does that count in reverse?

Hahaha, datz da truff!!!!

 

[barryo]

DYKSTRA = DIKE, you'll find I'm very similiar to J.R.R. Tolkien in that I create my own language.

Here I thought you meant she started chewing tobacco like a fiend.

...............he was this nastiest tobacco chewing dude in the major leagues. i swear that crap always was hanging out of his mouth.

 

[Studio49]

None of my ex's are lesbians. Most every one of them is a fat, crazy b*tch. But even that isn't entirely fair, a couple of them were fat, crazy b*tches when I met them.

 

[King Darkness]

I have no lesbian ex girls, but one became a pretty bad crack head

I really liked her too.

 

[915stag51]

DYKSTRA = DIKE, you'll find I'm very similiar to J.R.R. Tolkien in that I create my own language.

So why is this a bad thing man, Join Inn in the action Son!!!

 

[DinoLast]

I had a bi-sexual girlfriend once. I used to ask her about her lesbian adventurers all the time. I loved it

 

[The Mike]

Here I thought you meant she started chewing tobacco like a fiend.

Tobacco no but......

DYKSTRA = DIKE, you'll find I'm very similiar to J.R.R. Tolkien in that I create my own language.

See I would gone with Stanley Steamer or Chem-Dry or some other Carpet Cleaning reference....but then again I'm no JRR Tolken...you could have said she loves Klondyke bars too.....words are fun.

None of my ex's are lesbians. Most every one of them is a fat, crazy b*tch. But even that isn't entirely fair, a couple of them were fat, crazy b*tches when I met them.

I ^^^^ing hate this. I have a few exs who got fat and then people see them and always ask me about them and I have to go into defense mode how they didn't look like that when I was dating them. ugh.

 

[Kabukiman]

Well, I just found out today that the last chick I dated before (is now a lesbian)

I highly recommend you check out episode 5 of Clerks: The Animated Series.

Dante and Randal go to their 10 year high school reunion, while Leonardo attends his 30th. All of Randal's ex-girlfriends are now lesbians while Dante's baseball team doesn't remember him. Leonardo offers Dante the chance to coach a little league team, while Randal beats the "Pharoah" video game and is offered a chance to put his skills to use.

Lots of good ex-girlfriend is a lesbian moments in that one.

 

[DarkArtist81]

I highly recommend you check out episode 5 of Clerks: The Animated Series.



Lots of good ex-girlfriend is a lesbian moments in that one.

Yeah, that episode was classic. Especially at the end.

 

[gofourindian]

Well, I just found out today that the last chick I dated before I got married has turned into a Lenny Dykstra. It was a real confidence booster. Drinks are on me. I may change my screen name to Ron Burgandy. Can anyone else join this elite club?

You must be GOOD! Why are still thinking about her?

 

[Adoptedscot]

I ^^^^ing hate this. I have a few exs who got fat and then people see them and always ask me about them and I have to go into defense mode how they didn't look like that when I was dating them. ugh.

So, you feel embarrassed to say you have dated them just cos theyve put weight on and feel you have to justify this shallow thought to other people??
....and then people wonder why we're lesbians

Anyway, I'm proud to have several Ex's that are Lesbians, regardless of how they look now.
x

 

[wofford29]

You must be GOOD! Why are still thinking about her?

Funny story actually. I never think about her, and then out of the blue, another ex of mine emails me yesterday to see what the latest and greatest was, and then drops an "oh by the way, did you know" at the end of the email.

 

[drunk_leprechaun]

Well, I just found out today that the last chick I dated before I got married has turned into a Lenny Dykstra. It was a real confidence booster. Drinks are on me. I may change my screen name to Ron Burgandy. Can anyone else join this elite club?

I'll need a club membership, Used to date this girl and she swung a lot.. Well shes made up her mind now and gone with muff.

 

[fett1]

Well, I just found out today that the last chick I dated before I got married has turned into a Lenny Dykstra. It was a real confidence booster. Drinks are on me. I may change my screen name to Ron Burgandy. Can anyone else join this elite club?

Dude... You need to catch up with her and her friend for old times sake...