Explosion in Boston?

[Solidus]

I pledge allegiance... to a lantern, that I got from a dying purple alien in a swamp

I nearly aspirated a Freedom Fry reading that, but managed to choke it out. You nearly killed me!

Hey Bob! Wanna see my American crumpets?

I do!

 

[The Ween]

We gave you the likes of Katy Perry. Enough said. She will be my wifey one day


You mean Tom Hanks didn't really try and rescue someone named Ryan in WW2???? What the **** have I been thinking for the last 10 years??! Please you must tell me your joking and I haven't been believing a lie this whole time? But seriously, this is what makes you look like an idiot. You assume so much yet know nothing about how we live. Sure I agree some people in the US are arrogant, but your telling me you don't have any people like that where you live? Doubt it. You also believe that everyone from your country is highly knowledgeable about world history? I guarantee they aren't. I'm sure most people from Canada are a bunch of *** holes who only like hockey. Wait maybe I shouldn't assume things from only talking to a few canadians...

You must've talked to Eli!

Eli

 

[The Ween]

I do!

Is your name Bob?

 

[The Josh]

We gave you the likes of Katy Perry. Enough said. She will be my wifey one day

Sorry Duck. She's going to marry this Missourian.

 

[devilof76]

Let's not forget that the French basically bankrupted their country aiding us in the Revolutionary War in our pursuit to break free from the British and become our own nation. They provided soldiers, loans and basically their Navy.

The French who revolted in 1789 were great men. Unfortunately, they were the least consequential players in that gambit, and the revolution went to hell. There was a king on the throne again by 1814.

France has produced amazing human beings. Voltaire. Alexis de Tocqueville. Jean-Baptiste Say. Frederic Bastiat. Victor Hugo. Marie Curie. Albert Camus.

But, the French Revolution was an epic failure.

They just resent america,"It doesn't really matter why."..........oh but it does it so does!.....its all about actions and your whining about reactions.

Of course it matters why. It also matters that the grievances most of our critics harbor are pure bull****.

 

[Duck]

Sorry Duck. She's going to marry this Missourian.

No way! Shes flying in tommorow....I just sent a text message breaking up with my gf so I am free for the taking as Katy would say

 

[The Josh]

No way! Shes flying in tommorow....I just sent a text message breaking up with my gf so I am free for the taking as Katy would say

I'm sorry man. She played you for me. I was the other man.

 

[The Ween]

You two better wash the Russell Brand stink off of her first.

 

[devilof76]

I don't think that washes off.

 

[Boba Ben]

Sorry Duck. She's going to marry this Missourian.

You can have her. I'd rather have the non-bizarro version of Zooey Deschanel.

 

[The Ween]

I don't think that washes off.

Lye soap.

 

[The Josh]

You two better wash the Russell Brand stink off of her first.

I hope it comes off.

I don't think that washes off.

That's what I'm afraid of.

You can have her. I'd rather have the non-bizarro version of Zooey Deschanel.

She's cute as well.

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

It also matters that the grievances most of our critics harbor are pure bull****.

You can have her. I'd rather have the non-bizarro version of Zooey Deschanel.

Mmmmm Deschanel

 

[Crimsonbob]

Hey Bob! Wanna see my American crumpets?

Hello sweetie and what's a crumpet anyway?

 

[Duck]

Am I the only one who would take Katy with the stink on her? For **** sake it is KATY PERRY. Guess I win this one Josh Plus her being the bizzaro version of Zooey means shes probably better in bed as well

 

[devilof76]

I'd take Scarlett Johanssen with the stink on her. Katy Perry...nope.

 

[The Josh]

Am I the only one who would take Katy with the stink on her? For **** sake it is KATY PERRY. Guess I win this one Josh Plus her being the bizzaro version of Zooey means shes probably better in bed as well

I didn't say I wouldn't. Besides I may be younger than you so more years to have fun with her.

 

[Duck]

Well if you are younger than 23 you may be my guest, but seriously only a guest because I'm keeping her.

 

[Crimsonbob]

I'd take Scarlett Johanssen with the stink on her. Katy Perry...nope.

I'm the other way round as i can't stand Scarlett.

Can you take that idiot Russel Brand over there we dont want him? After being well just him and dumping Katy Perry he should be deported or shot, i'm fine with either tbh.

 

[The Josh]

Well if you are younger than 23 you may be my guest, but seriously only a guest because I'm keeping her.

Damn Maybe she likes a more refined older man.