Funny story about that... a few years ago we had a guy working here that was a complete POS. Always getting in people's business, trying to micro manage everything, thought he was above everyone else in the office (even though we are all pretty much on the same level other than the main boss) and was just a handful and made everything more difficult than it had to be. Anyway, he was the "marketing director" here and I am the inventory guy who does all the purchasing etc. So he would always have me order stuff, but then have me call and check on the stuff numerous times...
"did this ship"
Yes
"can you call and confirm"
Ok. I called, they said they shipped.
"can you call back and get a tracking #"
.... Ok... here it is... 1395793-Z
"hey, those parts are supposed to come in today can you track them and make sure..."
... the truck hasn't delivered yet, but.. yeah it still shows on schedule...
"Can you call UPS and get the driver's phone # and call and make sure he'll be delivering today?"
........I... I don't think they can give that info out...
"Please call and check. I need the package today"
Ok...I called and they can't...
"Call back and ask for a supervisor..."
That sort of stuff... man I hated him working here.
Anyway, back to my original story... one day he was sending me emails back and forth (cause we had a whole thing here where I refused to talk to him any longer and all communication had to be done via email)... and he's asking me to check the specifics on some plastic façade things we are having made, and again keeps having me do all this stuff that means nothing and it was driving me crazy...
So he asks me something about the size and I reply back with something like, "They said it is on schedule and it will be within spec, so STFU."
Then he emailed back and said,
"...STFU?? ? What is that?"
And I replied... "STFU... Standard Tolerance For Urethane (Plastic) which is +/- .01"
I totally made it up... and was for sure telling him to STFU. Which I'm sure he knew, but with my well thought out reply he had nothing on me. He probably still ran and cried to management about it, but I never heard anything else.
He was let go some time ago.
Sucky part is, the dude is my brother in law. He no longer works here which is awesome, but I still have to see him at family gatherings. But I haven't spoken a word to him in 7 years now probably. No need to, there is nothing good about that guy.
Sorry for the long read. haha.