(FLOSI'S Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

[furystorm]

Dammit Rick!

 

[UTtoyfan]

I would do a lot on Kate Upton’s boobies.

Kate Upton is amazing!!!

 

[Kenbenobi]

Kate Upton is amazing!!!

Stay away from my boobies! I claimed them first!

That sink scares me. It’s very Saw-like.

 

[UTtoyfan]

She is here in Houston a lot when the Astros play. My buddy is the official MLB artist and she commissioned a few art works for her and Justin Verlander.

 

[punkg42]

2... was the girl in a different room sitting ?

lmao

 

[punkg42]

So I go to the basement to do some laundry on my day off.
Start the dryer and a snake jumps out from behind the dryer over the top and starts running across the washer.
My thoughts were "What the hell is a snake doing jumping out at me in the laundry room. Boy this would have scared the poop out of my wife or kids. What can I use to kill this beast"
So I reached for a metal trim piece while keeping an eye on the monster.
Sliced him on the first whack. Put him in a container and out to the trash.
Anyone else ever had to whack a snake in their laundry room?

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Hear a story last week where a guy found a rattlesnake and chopped it's head off and then went to pick it up, the severed head bit him and since there was no body on the snake it released every ounce of it's poison into the guy! Said they normally put like 4 shots of anti-venom into a snake bite victim but this guy needed somewhere around 25 to be stabilized!

 

[punkg42]

https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/08/health/texas-man-rattlesnake-head-bite-trnd/index.html

https://people.com/human-interest/man-bitten-severed-snake-head/

 

[user 1190]

Hear a story last week where a guy found a rattlesnake and chopped it's head off and then went to pick it up, the severed head bit him and since there was no body on the snake it released every ounce of it's poison into the guy! Said they normally put like 4 shots of anti-venom into a snake bite victim but this guy needed somewhere around 25 to be stabilized!

Venom, snakes never have poison

 

[Kenbenobi]

Venom, snakes never have poison

As you're lying on the ground, dying, I don't think you should be pondering whether you were just poisoned or venomed (and yes, I know that isn't a word)...
The results can be pretty darn similar...

 

[Avfin]

That Mel Brooks Yoda is very nice

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[galactiboy]

Still looks better than this turd...

 

[Avfin]

How does one get that Yoda?
I click on link and it says Forbidden

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[furystorm]

It should be forbidden!

 

[Darth Waller]

How does one get that Yoda?
I click on link and it says Forbidden

You have to be a Premium Guild member to order one. Or go to SDCC.

 

[Avfin]

You have to be a Premium Guild member to order one. Or go to SDCC.

Well that does not apply
It is forbidden

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[Avfin]

How much is this Yoda

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[furystorm]

It should be forbidden!

 

[punkg42]

$100 Rick

 

[Darth Waller]

$100 Rick

Is that better than a $100 Bill?

 

[user 1190]

$100 Rick

My first thought here is a $100 bill with Rick from Rick and Morty