(FLOSI'S Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

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re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Okay, let's mix it up then.... Lego, sex, lego, burger, lego, sex, lego burger.... got it?

MMM, I wonder what a LEGO burger tastes like. My LEGO closet full of unopened boxes already smells wonderful. :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

MMM, I wonder what a LEGO burger tastes like. My LEGO closet full of unopened boxes already smells wonderful. :rotfl:rotfl:rotfl

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re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

I can't. Even though I don't work Thursday-Saturday, my wife doesn't get much vacation time and would have to waste it to take care of the kids those days.

I'm saving my "once in a decade Mancation pass" for Celebration.
Good call, but I hope you've forewarned her already. Remind her every month, if necessary.

Hot Toys Superman, Campbell Spiderman pieces and some others.

MOS Supes, or Evil Supes? I like the Christopher Reeves likeness...

Here's what I think you should do, though you probably shouldn't do it:

Rent a hotel room... hire a high end prostitute for the night.... bring at least 6 or 7 of these sets to the hotel room along with a box of condoms and 6 or 7 grilled hamburgers (since you don't like your burgers fried).

Build these sets while the hooker tells you how awesome you are. When done with each set eat a burger then have sex with the hooker.... Repeat.
One problem with that plan. Maybe two.
1) The burgers would go cold. :(
2) The hooker might like Lego's, and want to build some herself. Even worse, her pimp might like Lego's, and he'll whack you and keep the Lego's, plus your money, plus have sex with the hooker. :monkey1
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

That's why you gotta kill the hooker first after sex. Then take her money. That's the way they do in real life. Grand Theft Auto taught me this. :lecture

And did her pimp then come kill you in the game? Cuz that would sure happen in real life!
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Okay, let's mix it up then.... Lego, sex, lego, burger, lego, sex, lego burger.... got it?

Here... I picked on out for you:

https://www.highclasschicago.com/Heather_Hilton.html

If I'm successful with this girl at work, I may not even need to pay for it.

yummy!!!

Oh man, FLOSI! I know you love the Dark Knight batman, did you see the HotToys Armory wthBruce and Alfred? I'm so tempted.

I pre-ordered it. :monkey1
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Awesome!! Do the burger, Lego set with her then..... wait, on second thought.

Which one? Alfred and Bruce?

I should ask her to see the Lego movie. See if she's worthy.

Yep. I bought the whole enchilada. I ordered it from my favorite retailer, AP Collectibles. It's discounted to $575 there and I used to coupon code to get another $17 off or so. Shipping's also only $13 from them to me too since they're just one state over.
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

That's like an instant Batman collection.... I have the last DX Batman and I'm happy with that...

From the Nolan movie universe I have:

Original Costume Batman
the first Joker release
Bank Robber Joker
Two-Face
Bat-Pod
Demon Batman
Scarecrow
SWAT Gordon
SDCC Batman Begins Batman
DX01 Joker
DX02 Batman
DX11 Joker
DX12 Batman
Bane
Catwoman

I realize now that I have too many Batmans.
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Hot Toys Superman, Campbell Spiderman pieces and some others.



Why ? Why didn't I cancel Plissken?

Why did you cancel everything?




Here's what I think you should do, though you probably shouldn't do it:

Rent a hotel room... hire a high end prostitute for the night.... bring at least 6 or 7 of these sets to the hotel room along with a box of condoms and 6 or 7 grilled hamburgers (since you don't like your burgers fried).

Build these sets while the hooker tells you how awesome you are. When done with each set eat a burger then have sex with the hooker.... Repeat.

Ummm... have you been reading my secret fantasies journal? :naughty




From the Nolan movie universe I have:

Original Costume Batman
the first Joker release
Bank Robber Joker
Two-Face
Bat-Pod
Demon Batman
Scarecrow
SWAT Gordon
SDCC Batman Begins Batman
DX01 Joker
DX02 Batman
DX11 Joker
DX12 Batman
Bane
Catwoman

I realize now that I have too many Batmans.

Send one to me then you'll feel better about it. ;)

What's weird is that even though I'm a life long Batman fan, I don't own any Nolan Trilogy collectibles.
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

Ummm... have you been reading my secret fantasies journal? :naughty






Send one to me then you'll feel better about it. ;)

What's weird is that even though I'm a life long Batman fan, I don't own any Nolan Trilogy collectibles.

I just want an attractive woman to make me waffles in the nude. It's a humble one, but it's my secret fantasy.

I really prefer the Burton movie, but Nolan was all you could get for awhile and I just kept going with it.
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

I just want an attractive woman to make me waffles in the nude. It's a humble one, but it's my secret fantasy.

But what if she accidentally burns herself on the waffle maker, and has a boob with a waffle indentation for the rest of her life? Would that bother you, or would you find it hot?
 
re: (galactiboy's Cantina) "Where everybody knows your name..."

But what if she accidentally burns herself on the waffle maker, and has a boob with a waffle indentation for the rest of her life? Would that bother you, or would you find it hot?

I don't think I'd mind if she had one waffle tit.

Honestly though, she can just put a couple Eggos in the toaster and I'll be happy as long as she does it naked.
 
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