You may have seen some "articles" today on "news blogs" talking about the "controversial" new Dark Knight Returns: The Golden Child graphic novel. By all means, block whatever those normie tourists are saying and let's talk about what the book really is.
It's boring. It's. SOOOO. Damaammmmnnn. BORING.
I forced myself to read every panel, every page of Super Man Year One a few months ago, cause even though it was complete and utter garbage, I'm obligated as a mega-fan to read all of his works.
And it took me time cause I to take breaks but I eventually read the entire craptacular thing. The worse part was the weird narrative style, talking about the earth farting and stuff. It was a sloppy, lazy, jumbled mess of a book and I slogged through all 300 pages somehow just to say I'd read it.
The new one just came out. Superman and Wonder Woman's son floats around with a Liam Gallagher haircut straight out of 1996 for some reason.
I can't say a lot cause I could only handle the first 8 pages or so and just had to stop. I didn't wanna be a quitter, but I had to. Just had to throw in the towel. This book was another jumble of repetitive endless arguing from truly unlikable characters and I said......"Sorry Frank..." I can't finish this one.
Not cause of the tired, obvious, lazy shoehorning of TRRRRRUMMMMMMMPPPPP. I mean, I didn't enjoy that one bit. Not because of any kind of political feelings or affiliations.....I'm just BORED to ****ING DEATH with having to see that face every where I go, ever where I turn. He's on my TV, he's on my computer, he's all over my friend's phones, and now he's in MY comic books. I'm tired. This ridiculous throbbing hate boner for Trump just gets worse every day but I'm 100% over it. I'd love to wake up in a world where we don't hear that name every few minutes for the rest our lives, and as we turn to beloved comics for some brief escapism.......he's in there too. Can't escape him.
As powerfully obnoxious as that was, it's not even close to why this book sucked so bad I had to give up 8 pages in. First of all, Lara, is supposed to be a hero that the reader likes. But instead, she's a monster that would like nothing better than destroying all the weak feeble little humans. She's a super villain and quite a psychotic one at that. Very annoying. Batwoman isn't much better, basically screaming Anti-fa propaganda Frank (or his ghost writer) found on Wikipedia.
So it already sucks bad.......but the breaking point for me was that the Joker is the craaaazy surprise villain in cahoots with Trump.
Well it came as a surprise to ME anyway, considering how many times I saw Batman paralyze him in that tunnel of love, Joker uses the last of his strength to break his own neck, making it look like Batman killed him. He laughs. He dies. Batman spits on the body and it burns, It's a charred skeleton the last we see it. I re-read that issue a million times.
So now, 30 some years later.....he's back. He's fine. Nothing wrong with him. No mention of being dead or anything. Nope. Fine all along I guess.
Comic book writers and readers have an understanding. Sometimes they kill people and sometimes they get brought back. But you always at least acknowledge the ruse and maybe even apologize for it and the reader says, "OK, I'll give it a try."
As far as I could tell from the pages I flipped through, at no point is it ever addressed how and why Joker isn't as dead as he was 1986. Nothing....not a "That was my decoy and I slipped out a trap door" bulll**** trope like that? Instead, just nothing??
Well, that breaks the deal, and I will not and CAN not waste money on this.
The title character Batman, the Dark Knight.......doesn't appear in a single panel of this book. But you'll never guess who does instead!! It's GRETA!! Everyone's favorite cabbage patch climate ghoul, drawn in the artist's edgy edgelord style that looks like hurl but I'm sure he was impressed with cause he was like "look at all these little wiggly lines bro. I got a ton of em." Still looks like trash.
Anyway, this was mostly not about the politics, even though they just bore the ever loving piss out of me.....I'm mostly disgusted at having the Joker in this without even a cursory attempt at explaining why he's alive........and also that Supergirl was a thunder**** (and yes I did use the C word that got censored cause that's what she is.)
My first un-finishable Frank Miller story. Well. At least I still have all the old stuff to revisit anytime.