Freaktacular 2017

[crows]

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[Avfin]

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I want a mort shirt

 

[Centurion]

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I'll do Centurion and djosharp when I get home... It's gonna be messy!

I wouldn't accept it any other way.

 

[Angry Kal-El]

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This is turning into my favorite contest!

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[crows]

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[Cicada17]

Freaktacular 2016

Contest Time!
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Just when you thought Freaktacular was over, here's a new one from me.

As I hinted, this is about all the great Freaks who have been running contests this year, but it is open to all (including said Freaks).

It is "The Walking Dead" universe. Write a description of how each of these Freaks would have died and post it here (so all can enjoy). I will judge by my own tastes (not foisting the blame off on anyone else). If I can't pick one clear favorite, the top entries will go into a random pool.

GeneralZodLives
Vander
Punkg42
Lamelnik
Centurion
banthafett
crows
Kenbenobi
djosharp
Shawpaw
Darth Madden

The prize is the following: https://funko.com/products/pop-star...02/b15adfe55d9aaee1ddf37e783f4bb248.jpg[/IMG]

 

[Centurion]

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Nope Darth madden is now dead

Oh snap! You're right!

OK, here goes:

Darth Madden: We find DM at his house debating: "Should I go with my friends to the Seahawks game or should I go to the Star Wars convention and meet up with kenbenobi there?", he thinks to himself. He decides on the latter, puts on his Darth Vader costume and he's on his way.
On his way there, his friends send him a text and a pic:

Hey, you're missing out! Have fun with the geeks at Star Wars World or whatever you call it!

DM doesn't mind it. He's already arrived at the Star Wars convention anyway. But something's odd.
He notices the participants have zombified their costumes.
"Oh sweet! I wish I knew. I would've done the same with my Vader outfit!"
He walks up to the first Stormtrooper he sees.
"Hey, nice zombie Stormtrooper...." and before DM could finish, the guy grabs him and begins eating away at his intestines.
DM screaming and yelling in the process.
We find DM a couple of years later....

 

[Kenbenobi]

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The Fresh Freak of Bel-Air (Theme from AMC's The Walking Dead: Fresh Freak of Bel-Air)

Now, this is a story all about how
Freaks lives ended-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Freak of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia dead were raised
On the playground where Crows* spent the last of his days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some zombies out outside of the school
When a couple of walkers were up to no good
Start eatin' Banthafett* in my neighborhood
I got in one zombie fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
Centurion* got ate so she sent me away
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
Since Darth Madden* was there we said, 'We might as well kick it'.

First class, yo it was bad
Walkers drinking blood outta' Punkg42's* ass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air dying like?
Hmm this ain't gon' be alright.

But wait I hear they ate GeneralZodLives*
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool kid?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
But Darth Madden* didn't survive to Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed on Vander*, I came out
There was a dude who looked like Shawpaw* standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get murdered yet
I just got here
I sliced with the quickness like lightning, ear to ear

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
It ran down Lamelnik* and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house and capped Kenbenobi*
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Hit Djosharp* fo' me'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Freak of Bel Air

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[Vander]

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Last Court of Mort kit:



If you still need one post to get in on my last random drawn of 2016!

 

[Centurion]

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mrdbios: We find the infamous Biology instructor alone in his lab at school. It has already been 2 years since the zombie outbreak. Everyone on campus, everyone he knows, is gone. "I know what this is! I've seen it before. I can find the cure!", he says as he throws together a special concoction....

He tests his new syrum on a few subjects, but it doesn't work.
Even without a head, the Walkers show that they can still move...

With all of his tests coming up as complete failures, he concludes that humanity is lost and that there is no more hope.
He slips into a mad state never again to be seen.
All that is left is a message mrdbios left on his lab doors.:

 

[ZaCHw117]

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ME ME ME ME

this is my last shot to end this mort losing streak and finally own a kit!

 

[theorize]

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The entire group finds a working TV and DVD player tethered to a generator. There are only two working DVDs left... Punk's sextape, and The Room. Everyone but punk commits ritualistic suicide because they can't cope with those options, meanwhile Punk gets eaten once they all turn and he is outnumbered and surrounded by his former... I was going to say friends buuuuut... I mean... I dunno... acquaintances?

Love ya punk LOL

 

[crows]

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Last Court of Mort kit:

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If you still need one post to get in on my last random drawn of 2016!

Me me me

 

[Centurion]

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GeneralZodLives
Vander
Punkg42
BuffyGirl
Lamelnik
Centurion
banthafett
crows
Kenbenobi
djosharp
Shawpaw
Darth Madden
mrdbios


You were all loved the least...
May you all rest in peace.

 

[mrdbios]

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GeneralZodLives
Vander
Punkg42
BuffyGirl
Lamelnik
Centurion
banthafett
crows
Kenbenobi
djosharp
Shawpaw
Darth Madden
mrdbios


You were all loved the least...
May you all rest in peace.

Oh oh...

Can we do it like in the Hunger Games where for each of us there's a boom and a picture of us shows in the skies?

 

[XDUCKETTX]

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Last Court of Mort kit:

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If you still need one post to get in on my last random drawn of 2016!

Sure, I'd like to be included Vander. Thanks.

 

[crows]

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This is getting grim

 

[crows]

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Oh oh...

Can we do it like in the Hunger Games where for each of us there's a boom and a picture of us shows in the skies?

ILL DO IT!!!!

Theres a hunger games website. I can put all our names and see who wins .

Ill do it now. Brb

 

[Kenbenobi]

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The deaths of Centurion and djsosharp:

It was a bad day to have laryngitis. Centurion couldn't say a word. But he pressed on, killing zombies left and right... Until, he got caught in djso's trap. CHOMP! The clamps completely bit through his legs! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH he somewhat yelled, but it wasn't really more than an incomprehensible mumble. Then, in the distance, he sees djsosharp coming. YAY, I will be saved!!!! Little does he know it was djso's trap. As djso approached, proud he caught another in his trap, Centurion tried to warn him of the walker approaching from behind. Djso doesn't understand Centurion's muttered gasps and gestures. He's too busy sharpening his sword. They don't call him djsosharp for nothing! The walker is getting closer and closer. Djsosharp swings his sword, cutting off Centurion's head in one swift blow, just before the walker behind him takes a HUGE bite out of his neck. "I'm not going down, mother-F'er!!!!" he yells as blood spurts everywhere! As he tried to push the walker off of him, he loses he balance and falls backwards, getting impaled by his own sword... Just before the walker SLOWLY devours him... Centurion was the lucky one that day...

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

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This should be good