This reminds me of the time I went to Six Flags in Gurnee and went to the haunted house. Now normally, I'm a ***** about haunted houses and stuff, but sometimes I just don't get fazed by it. Well I was in the last one, which was like some creepy clown based one, and the entrance was like some meat storage with hooks and ****. Well, I went with my sister, brother-in-law, my niece, and nephew; and they all got put into one group. I got held back and was sent with a dude and his girlfriend and some lady and her 2 daughters. Well the the boyfriend and girlfriend split up because they couldn't see ****, and as we were going flickering lights would break out and something would scuttle by and what not, I remember the girlfriend ****ing jumped out her skin and dug her face into my back and wrapped her arms around me.
Well, we were continuing on and she didn't let go, and then the lady took her daughter's hand and ran through the whole thing, assuming the daughters were holding hands; well the youngest daughter was left behind and so she randomly grabbed my hand and dug her face into my side (while the girlfriend was still clutching on lol).
The thing sucked because it was pitch black and not much was going on, so when we finally got out, the chick realized I wasn't her boyfriend and turned so red, I started bursting on the spot. Then the lady and her daughter were yelling at the attendants saying their daughter was lost and blah blah blah, then she saw she was walking out with me and was relieved but eye'd me down like I was some pedophile.
Same thing happened earlier except it was some shot-caller wannabe gangster that yelped out and grabbed me.
Haunted houses are the best.