GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[JediMike71]

Ahhh hah! Megaforce! Now I'm (old enough) ummm...I remember that one! Talk about CHEEZY! A big pile of it. I think I watched it for "free" one late night as a teenager on HBO in the 1980s. Laughed my head off!

 

[lerath666]

See? Right there, just lost a little bit of respect for ya p). Treat it like you would if you knowingly took a shemale home. Despite what happens, never, and I mean NEVER admit that again bro!

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[lerath666]

Ok... you people who are considering paying money to see this need to punch yourselves forcibly in the head until that desire goes away....

don't you realize that every idiot who buys a ticket to see this crap is giving their endorsement for the film industry to keep making terrible disrespectful piles of manure out of our favorite entertainment properties..

if you buy a ticket then this crap is your fault.

use that money to see something worthwhile... or donate it to charity... or light it on fire if you want to...

but for god's sake don't give it to the people who made this dreck....

you will only encourage them to rape more of our childhood heroes...

boycott idiocy.

hey, i never said i'd pay for it. I fully plan to buy a ticket for something else, then go see Joe.

 

[thenammagazine]

hey, i never said i'd pay for it. I fully plan to buy a ticket for something else, then go see Joe.

Nah, see then you'll be furious at wasting 88 minutes of your life that you'll never get back.

 

[IrishJedi]

VAN HELSING is on FX right now.

Nobody in Hollywood does less with more than Stephen Sommers, which just might make him the biggest modern hack (which is saying a lot).

Geezuz, he's bad.

 

[thenammagazine]

VAN HELSING is on FX right now.

Nobody in Hollywood does less with more than Stephen Sommers, which just might make him the biggest modern hack (which is saying a lot).

Geezuz, he's bad.

Unfortunately, that title is still held by the king of corny turd cinema, Uwe Boll. Sommers can be the runner up though.

 

[Sixthscalemagazine]

Unfortunately, that title is still held by the king of corny turd cinema, Uwe Boll. Sommers can be the runner up though.

i like boll's films a lot better than sommers....

at least boll's films are sometimes entertainingly bad....

Sommers just sucks.

i'd rather watch House of the Dead 100 times than be forced to sit through Vanhelsing again.

 

[thenammagazine]

i like boll's films a lot better than sommers....

at least boll's films are sometimes entertainingly bad....

Sommers just sucks.

i'd rather watch House of the Dead 100 times than be forced to sit through Vanhelsing again.

You're on your own there bud. At least Vanhelsing had Kate.

 

[CelticPredator]

I loved The Mummy and Deep Rising.

I also read the script...it's not that bad imo. Its cheesy....but entertaining.

 

[Khev]

Apparently Steve Sommers saw Phantom Menace, because not only is Ray Park playing SE but SS has a double-bladed ninja sword. It even kind of looks like they're dueling in the Theed reactor room.

 

[thenammagazine]

That photo looks like Power Rangers The Movie.

 

[DinoDB1975]

Apparently Steve Sommers saw Phantom Menace, because not only is Ray Park playing SE but SS has a double-bladed ninja sword. It even kind of looks like they're dueling in the Theed reactor room.

I know this movie will be ^^^^e, but I still cannot figure out why the hell you can see Snake Eyes’ nose and lips. It’s supposed to be an actual mask, not some latex face condom. Ridiculous…

 

[thenammagazine]

I know this movie will be ^^^^e, but I still cannot figure out why the hell you can see Snake Eyes’ nose and lips. It’s supposed to be an actual mask, not some latex face condom. Ridiculous…

That IS a mask with facial features sculpted into it.

 

[MANDO]

Is Storm Shadow spotting?

 

[JGouse0498]

I'm still trying to figure out why Snake Eyes looks like he needs Jenny Craig...

 

[BuddyGus]

This just gets worse and worse. Thank God we have Resolute now.

 

[IrishJedi]

Apparently Steve Sommers saw Phantom Menace, because not only is Ray Park playing SE but SS has a double-bladed ninja sword. It even kind of looks like they're dueling in the Theed reactor room.

There simply is not enough FACEPALM on Earth for this.

 

[CelticPredator]

Seriously, the script isnt that bad. Theres only 2 lines that just utterly suck so hard, the rest is just your average summer popcorn stuff...and the end is pretty cool too.

Action is entertaining, the characters are developed very little...but you get a sorta feel for Duke, Baroness, Ripcord, and Rex....

Destro dude is kinda cool...how he gets the mask isnt original...but still.

And theres only ONE scene with the suits. Thats it.

 

[MANDO]

Action is entertaining, the characters are developed very little...but you get a sorta feel for Duke, Baroness, Ripcord, and Rex....

Who's Rex???

 

[monkeydad16]

Just saw the trailer for the Joe movie before Star Trek. Aren't previews supposed to make you want to actually watch the movie? This thing looks horrid.