Growing A Beard: Do You Have What It Takes?

[-Super Hans-]

I kid. I love the UK. Bad teeth and all.

I love you lard ass, gun toting hillbillys aswell






stereotypes

 

[uscmhicks]

my teeth are fine.

 

[-Super Hans-]

 

[HugeBadWolf]

a bit of bum fluff is about as far as I will go, beards are so last century

Fixed that for you.

Cheers,
Doug

 

[Darth Cruel]

Fixed that for you.

Cheers,
Doug

If it is true that timing is critical to make humor funny, then the timing on this post must have been perfect. I nearly had tears rolling down my face from the edited quote on this one.

 

[The ill Jedi]

I usually sport a goatee, but when I get lazy I sport the stubble look and keep it trimmed down. The most I can go without going crazy is 3 weeks, at which point I start to resemble a Wookiee. :chew

 

[GrueSam]

I've got the same problem!

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

My mustache and goatee always grow prickly. Any tips on softening the hair?

 

[hoodonit00]

My mustache and goatee always grow prickly. Any tips on softening the hair?

You can try necroposting....




Did it work?

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

We'll see won't we.

Necroposting an existing thread beats starting a new thread and getting **** for it.

 

[hoodonit00]

We'll see won't we.

Necroposting an existing thread beats starting a new thread and getting **** for it.

Sorry, just messing with you.

 

[azurepred]

I'd like to stop shaving for 4-6 weeks to see if I can get a good beard, not sure that's a good idea for a single person though

 

[meth head]

I have a balbo

 

[intothevoid]

I don't have what it takes

 

[fosing]

grow a beard!?

i shave my nuts and arrange them pubes neatly as my beard.

 

[greygoose]

Not got it in me.

 

[a-dev]

I can but it takes me a bit longer than other men that can either because my follicles are spread too far apart compared to others or because my facial hair requires a certain length before it bends. To start off with it just sticks straight out, thusly you can still see a lot of skin until the hair starts to lay flat.

 

[carbo-fation]

I have made it a tradition to grow my beard during winter time. It's been four years now that I've let it grow from December until March. I keep it trimmed and it serves it's purpose by keeping me warm

 

[Uncanny Web-Slinger]

I can but it takes me a bit longer than other men that can either because my follicles are spread too far apart compared to others or because my facial hair requires a certain length before it bends. To start off with it just sticks straight out, thusly you can still see a lot of skin until the hair starts to lay flat.

That's like mine, it's all prickly. Must be the Irish blood

 

[Phil Sierra]

I grew a beard for the winter. Ever since I've grown it I get hit on by a lot of young women. They're probably just looking for a sugar daddy.