HOT TOYS - DX15 - Batman Returns KEATON BATMAN

[DiFabio]

They probably deleted that Batman Returns comment because they just remembered that they still have Hawkeye, Thor, Scarlett Witch, Quicksilver, Vision, Ultron Sentries, Ultron form whatever, Iron Man Mark 45, QS Mark 43, Nick Fury 2.0, Agent Hill and Die cast Iron Man 2.0s to release first.

 

[a-dev]

They probably deleted that Batman Returns comment because they just remembered that they still have Hawkeye, Thor, Scarlett Witch, Quicksilver, Vision, Ultron Sentries, Ultron form whatever, Iron Man Mark 45, QS Mark 43, Nick Fury 2.0, Agent Hill and Die cast Iron Man 2.0s to release first.

And all those stupid waste-of-space cutesy versions that they're getting into aswell.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

(Howard checks in on the Batman Returns figure thread and winces, visibly concerned and in great pain. He's clearly sympathetic to our anguish and plight)

"Let's put these poor *******s out of their misery! Unleash the DX15!"

 

[DiFabio]

Yeah right, Howie probably fired the Hot Toys employee that posted that "Batman Returns is coming sooner than you think!" comment, deleted the comment, had the poor guy executed on the spot and then decided to wait another three years for this damn line.

We should be due for another QnA soon right? How much do you want to bet it's nothing but "so what are your plans for Iron Man and Marvel?" questions.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Fabs, I think you're shortchanging Howard. He's a man who is clearly passionate about giving the people what they want. And that's more Irrrn Mehhhn.

 

[a-dev]

We should be due for another QnA soon right? How much do you want to bet it's nothing but "so what are your plans for Iron Man and Marvel?" questions.

100% guaranteed. ''Lets waste all our questions on stuff we already know for damn sure is coming and we wouldn't even need this Q&A to find out about''

 

[DiFabio]

By my astute intellect, I predict the next QnA regarding Batman Returns has a 97% chance of containing the words "Coming", "Soon", "Please", "Stay" and "Tuned".

 

[a-dev]

It's almost comical. ''Coming sooner than you think''.

Unless you have the ability to time travel that is impossible Hot Toys.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

The Sun will one day engulf the Earth. Coming soon.

 

[DiFabio]

Atleast it's calculable! Back in 2012 they said "coming soon". Since then it's been 3+ years. Since they've said "soon" again, now we know it will be another additional 3+ years, so maybe sometime in late 2018. Unless of course they say "soon" again next year, in which case that increases to 4 years which would make it 2019 instead.



We're close bros.

 

[a-dev]

@ both preceding posts

 

[DiFabio]

If you think about it, Hot Toys is worse than some of those artists with the custom projects.

Hey guys, Hot Toys here. I've got some cool news! I'm in the process of making Batman Returns figures for this year! Expect some updates late this year! It's going to be great!




Good news guys, Batman and Penguin are coming along great! They'll be up in a couple of months!






*a year goes by*






Still working on Batman Returns guys. They're almost ready for deployment!







*7 months pass*






Hey guys, Hot Toys here again. I got an update. Check this guy out, isn't he neat?







*more time passes by*




You know what, I've got no plans yet for Penguin or Catwoman unfortunately.









*several more months go by*








Guess what guys, I've got some exciting news!!! It's been 3 years and I've got a surprise Batman Returns character that I'm going to debut soon! You'll never guess who!









*2 more months go by*








Hey bro, thanks for the PM. You're going to see some of my Batman Returns stuff sooner than you think!

 

[franpincho]

You are all just begging for Motuxmen to post, aren't you?

 

[DiFabio]

You are all just begging for Motuxmen to post, aren't you?

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Nah, you guyz be straight trippin'. Any day now. Werd.

 

[juanca33]

Sooner than I thought was 5 minutes after that pic was posted on FB.

 

[creasy]

I actually agree with you there. My sentiments exactly.

That rare thing, solidarity bro


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[CollectorGuy]

so how bout that batman returns proto u guys

 

[jankatana]

I wonder where that prototype is right this second? surely the suit has rotted by now lol

 

[CollectorGuy]

I wonder where that prototype is right this second? surely the suit has rotted by now lol

Yup cuz we know how much money HT invest in their rubbers