Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale... if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.
But let me assure you: This, like any story worth telling, is all about an action figure. An expensive action figure. The action figure next door. Hot Toys Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. The action figure I've loved since before I even liked action figures.
… $300 for the base version?? damn. well, ordered…