How do you react when you get a boner in public?

[Deckard]

Wait are we talking about Sea World? I mean thats a public place but you gotta pay to get in.

 

[Cdiesel09]

Do just what I did in middle school, put my books over it.

Lol agreed and then for some reason the teacher always called on you.

 

[Yodee]

 

[jonny88]

I usually walk it off.

this is because you still haven't matured.

 

[fosing]

just grab and park it properly.

 

[-Super Hans-]

Sit down and wait it out.

 

[BankruptCollector]

flip it up and use ur boxers...

 

[Darth Snoopy]

 

[Master Wayne]

 

[jimjimmyjones85]

Take a picture:

https://www.awkwardboners.com/

 

[Kabukiman]

 

[ProgMatinee]

I use it as a hat rack. Totally hides it.

 

[The Ween]

I've never had a boner in public. I usually prefer to have one in private.

 

[King Darkness]

Before I leave the house I tape my ween to my leg.

True story

 

[Kabukiman]

How do your dates/girlfriend react when they see your boner collection?

 

[Agent0028]

Before I leave the house I tape my ween to my leg.

True story

Oh ____, that made orange juice come out of my nose. Do you know how much that stings.

 

[The Ween]

Before I leave the house I tape my ween to my leg.

True story

That sticky residue is hard to get out of my hair!

 

[Agent0028]

Darkness shaves his legs, no problems there.

 

[King Darkness]

Got a hairy ween though

 

[Agent0028]

Keep taping it, and it won't be hairy for long...