How do you react when you get a boner in public?

[hoodonit00]

I've never had a boner in public. I usually prefer to have one in private.

Not sure if I'm still miffed that you won't post pics.

 

[hoodonit00]

That sticky residue is hard to get out of my hair!

Ok, you reeled me back in. Still want to see pics.

 

[The Ween]

Keep taping it, and it won't be hairy for long...

 

[The Ween]

Not sure if I'm still miffed that you won't post pics.

I think you misunderstood what I meant.

Ok, you reeled me back in. Still want to see pics.

 

[hoodonit00]

I think you misunderstood what I meant.

Meh, I've had much worse.

 

[hoodonit00]

I think you misunderstood what I meant.

After rereading I think you're right.

 

[DiFabio]

I don't react, I just keep walking.

 

[Voorhees27]

this is because you still haven't matured.

Says the illiterate racist child whom lives in his moms basement.

 

[Mr. EcKo]

I automatically lean foward and become a tripod walking , or i lean foward and kick my legs back and become a pogo stick , its fun as hell

 

[a-dev]

As long as I'm wearing jeans its not really a problem. I learnt a long time ago not to wear tracksuit bottoms in public.

 

[Devil_666]

Do just what I did in middle school, put my books over it.

How should we all contact you about getting your books to use for our boners!?

I learnt a long time ago not to wear tracksuit bottoms in public.

Just in general, unless you're an athlete, part of Run DMC or Italian you shouldn't really wear tracksuit bottoms in public.

 

[CelticPredator]

Says the illiterate racist child whom lives in his moms basement.

 

[pixletwin]

I thought this was the stupidest thread I have ever seen here in my almost 5 years as a SSfreak... until I saw the Simpsons XXX thread.

way to go boners.

 

[Voorhees27]

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[DiFabio]

Now look what you did pixletown, you made Voorhees cry. You take that back and apologize or else I'll give YOU a boner.

Cheer up, uncle pixletown didn't mean it.

 

[pixletwin]

Sorry Voor.

Per threads intent. This is all you need:

or

 

[Kamandi]

 

[The Ween]

Notice how the thickest red part is right over my part of the state!

 

[Devil_666]

You take that back and apologize or else I'll give YOU a boner.

Gayest. Threat. EVER!!1!!



BTW, what the hell is a pixeltown!? Is it like Funkytown?

 

[FLOSI]

How did I miss this thread??? I normally gravitate towards intelectual stuff like this.