How do you react when you get a boner in public?

[barryo]

How did I miss this thread??? I normally gravitate towards intelectual stuff like this.

are you saying you gravitate towards boners?????.................not that there's anything wrong with that.................






morning flosi.............

 

[Doctor Who]

When I get a boner I go to the toilets, go in a stall and either wait until it goes away or I make it go away.

Thank God for iPod Video.

 

[DiFabio]

When I get a boner I go to the toilets, go in a stall and either wait until it goes away or I make it go away.

Well, that's just unsanitary.

 

[FLOSI]

are you saying you gravitate towards boners?????.................not that there's anything wrong with that.................






morning flosi.............

I do gravitate towards my own boner... In fact, I have a hard time keeping my hands off of it.

Morning Barry.

 

[Doctor Who]

Well, that's just unsanitary.

At least we have toilets, eh.

 

[DiFabio]

Did you mean public toilets or toilets from the courtesy of your own home? If you mean the latter, I agree with you. If you meant the former, well that's just unsanitary.

I ain't ******* in no Walmart bathroom.

 

[FLOSI]

Did you mean public toilets or toilets from the courtesy of your own home? If you mean the latter, I agree with you. If you meant the former, well that's just unsanitary.

I ain't ******* in no Walmart bathroom.

Then perhaps a Target restroom tickles your fancy?

 

[Darth Waller]

Then perhaps a Target restroom tickles your fancy?

They are much cleaner.

 

[Deckard]

It's probably healthier to just poop your pants rather then use a Walmart toilet.

 

[FLOSI]

It's probably healthier to just poop your pants rather then use a Walmart toilet.

I've pooped my pants and I'd have to say that anything, even taking a deuce in Wal-Mart, would be a better option.

 

[azurepred]

It's probably healthier to just poop your pants rather then use a Walmart toilet.

thats what seat covers are for.............if they arent available, make your own .

I get rid of boners in public by sagging my pants down far enough so i can put my hands in my pockets to hold it down.

 

[BuddyGus]

Put the elastic of my underwear on it like a stretchy cargo strap.

 

[AllisonAmy]

Boys are funny.

 

[The Craw]

the trick is to wear really tight underwear. when you put them on stretch your willy upwards in the upright postion. the tight underwear will hold it in place. that way when you get a boner in public it will just slide up along your belly and won't be noticeable if you leave your shirt untucked.

 

[fosing]

the trick is to wear really tight underwear. when you put them on stretch your willy upwards in the upright postion. the tight underwear will hold it in place. that way when you get a boner in public it will just slide up along your belly and won't be noticeable if you leave your shirt untucked.

that doesnt work all the time, when popo is relaxed it slips and goes south no matter how tight those undies. especially if you're busy on your feet....then when you get a boner, you'll have no choice but to pull it up front.

 

[The Ween]

Boys are funny.

Aren't they though?

 

[FLOSI]

Boys are funny.

Aren't they though?

You ladies are very, very lucky. It's an honor to be given access to this kind of deep man-talk.

 

[AllisonAmy]

You ladies are very, very lucky. It's an honor to be given access to this kind of deep man-talk.

I feel privileged to be here. I'm glad I haven't been run off just because I have 600 Barbie dolls.

 

[barryo]

I feel privileged to be here. I'm glad I haven't been run off just because I have 600 Barbie dolls.

just never let The Mike in your house to see your collection.............i understand he does unspeakable things to girl's collections.............








j/k............

 

[slipknotpredator]

Left hand in my left pocket