How stupid are you?

[devilof76]

All I'll say is that the water was very deep. Solid ground may not be as forgiving.

Even without the train wrecks and boulders and column of fire, Devil is winning the thread. I know girls can get up to some s **t, but that right there is why I'm glad I have daughters

A wise man.

some time in my teenage years, i was tasked to do yard work/mow the grass lawn and all. i found gallon of gasoline lying around. decided to burn them grass it would be fun...it did not satisfy me.

threw all that gasoline on the brick fence and lit it up. it was like man meets burning bush.

neighbors were not happy.

Look what I did back in the spring.

That was not the product of the brightest decision making ever.

 

[Lejuan]

**** it. I'm jumping off the hotel next time.

Awww, you get an honorable runner-up There's no denying the stupidity of Jason Bourneing your way along a Hotel ledge, but Devil's leap removed personal agency from the survival equation and handed it to the gods of the deep

 

[a-dev]

I liked the way you put that.

 

[devilof76]

Damn straight.

But for the record, you wouldn't catch me dead on the ledge Bad Moon walked.

 

[quadcent]

getting out of the shower and forgetting to rinse out conditioner.......not once but have done it several times....

 

[marlindesign]

Tried to put a nail in once. Could not find a hammer, so decided to use the BOTTOM OF A GLASS to tap it in. (WTF!!!)
glass broke, cut hand - seven stitches later… I was very tired at the time...

 

[RavenEye]

2004 - Climbing a Tree House, step plank falls off tree and nail in foot.

2011 - Taking apart old Trailer, walking on nailed wood to get on other side. Same f'n spot...

 

[cplhicks]

My pick up line with women is "Hey do you want to see my collection of 12 inch toys and dolls? I keep them at my mom's house"

Some days I think I am looking for the wrong kind of love

 

[devilof76]

How stupid am I...I keep going back to the Walking Dead thread, expecting man to have emerged from the cave, upright spine and everything. Pretty ****ing stupid, I'd say...

 

[user 1190]

Wow I have quite a few from HS, but here are the two best ones.

Was asked to go help at a cheer leading competition that was being held at local college and everyone stayed in the dorms. Had to get from 5th floor (guys floor) to the 6th floor (girls floor) to get to one of the girls room without getting caught so figured easiest way was climb outside of the building. Made it only to get caught later because I couldn't climb back down.

For HS senior prank we wanted to "borrow" a fiberglass cow from on top a local market. I got voted to climb up on top and lower it down, but right after I got up there the owner came out with a shotgun and all my buddies bailed leaving me on top of the roof to hide until both owner and cops had left.

And one from just a couple years ago.

Tried a 8' step down jump at Whistler bike park without really looking on 2nd run of the first day of a 7 day trip. Also it 4 months after having dislocated my shoulder, needless to say it ended bad, fractured clavicle, fractured scapula in 3 places, partially dislocated shoulder.

 

[azurepred]

getting out of the shower and forgetting to rinse out conditioner.......not once but have done it several times....

I did that once

 

[azurepred]

I once quit a job without having another lined up....right when the economy went bad. That was super dumb.

 

[Lejuan]

I once quit a job without having another lined up....right when the economy went bad. That was super dumb.

Sounds rock n'roll

 

[BadMoon]

Grabbed my wifes "lotion" and rubbed it all over my dry itchy face. Only about 3 hours later my skin was burning horribly and got really red.

Spoiler

It wasn't lotion it was her face wash.

Don't take your wifes **** guys!

 

[marlindesign]

Cut a chilli… Rubbed my itchy eye...

 

[TurdFerguson]

Tried to put a nail in once. Could not find a hammer, so decided to use the BOTTOM OF A GLASS to tap it in. (WTF!!!)
glass broke, cut hand - seven stitches later… I was very tired at the time...

Tired or drunk?

2004 - Climbing a Tree House, step plank falls off tree and nail in foot.

2011 - Taking apart old Trailer, walking on nailed wood to get on other side. Same f'n spot...

Yeah but that's like symmetry, so it's not that stupid. Maybe it's more stupid, I don't know actually.

 

[fosing]

Grabbed my wifes "lotion" and rubbed it all over my dry itchy face. Only about 3 hours later my skin was burning horribly and got really red.

Spoiler

It wasn't lotion it was her face wash.

Don't take your wifes **** guys!

count yer blessings. lucky its not the vagiwash.

 

[TurdFerguson]

count yer blessings. lucky its not the vagiwash.

Thank you for saying this because I was thinking something like that too.