I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!

[Mondragon]

3P0:Hello Sir - Han: [eyeroll]
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[Wor-Gar]

Went which way?

Wheeeb.... wee-wee.

Alright men -- load your weapons.

 

[Mondragon]

Stop that ship, .... blast them! And miss every shot even though you're seven well armored troopers against just one guy.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Chewie, get us outta here!

 

[Mondragon]

3PO: Oh my, i'd forgotten how much I hate space travel

 

[Wor-Gar]

We've entered the Alderaan system.

 

[goatchumby]

We've entered the Alderaan system.

Back it up a sec...

Huwargh!

It look like an Imperial cruiser; our passengers must be hotter than I thought. Try and hold them off, angle the deflector shield while I make the calculations for the jump to lightspeed.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ooops, I keep jumping the gun.

Stay sharp, there are two more coming in -- they're going to try to cut us off.

Why don't you try and outrun them? I thought you said this thing was fast.

 

[ArtDamage]

Watch your mouth kid or you're going to find yourself floating home!

We'll be safe enough once we make the jump to hyperspace. Besides I know a few maneuvers. We'll lose 'em.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Here's where the fun begins.

 

[goatchumby]

How long before you can make the jump to lightspeed?

Take a few moments to get the coordinates from the navi-computer.

Are you kidding?! At the rate they're gaining?!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?

 

[goatchumby]

Whuzdatflashing?!

SLAP! We're losing the deflector shield; go strap yourselves in, I'm going to make the jump to lightspeed.

Huargh!

DA BA DA DAHHH!!!

We've entered the Alderaan system.

(British Leia incoming)

 

[Wor-Gar]

Goodevnin' Gov'nah

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Soam peechalay.

Madatampee machacheesa

Jabba whyneechy kolka whyshanne tatanee whannanuska… Heh-heh-heh-heh!

Chaskinyowie oochootoo…

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Yeah, but this time I’ve got the money…

 

[Wor-Gar]

What's happening...?

 

[goatchumby]

I don't think QuiGon ate his Wheaties today

Back to it for now...

Guvnah Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vadah's leash. I recognized your foul stench (and slippers) when I was brawt awnboard.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it signing the order to terminate your life.

 

[slynger]

I’m surprised you had the courage to take the responsibility yourself.