I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!

[Mondragon]

Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact, I was just going to see your boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money.

Translated from Rodian:
You should have payed him when you had the chance. Jabba's put a price on your head so large, every Bounty Hunter in the galaxy is looking for you.

Curious if when it comes to it we'll be getting the original cut in this thread?

 

[Wor-Gar]

Yes, original cut.

...I'm lucky I found you first.

Yeah, but this time I've got the money.

 

[Mondragon]

Yes, original cut.

...I'm lucky I found you first.

Yeah, but this time I've got the money.

Give it to me, and I might forget I found you.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I don't have it with me... tell Jabba--

 

[Mondragon]

I don't have it with me... tell Jabba--

Jabba's through with you, He's got no time for snuggles who drop their shipment the frist sign of Imperial cruisers.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Jabba's through with you, He's got no time for snuggles who drop their shipment the frist sign of Imperial cruisers.

No time for snuggles? Who doesn't have time for snuggles?

[future Disney cut 2029]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

 

[Mondragon]

Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

You can tell that to Jabba, he may only take your ship, ...or he may want to snuggle!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Over my dead body. (either way)

 

[Mondragon]

Over my dead body. (either way)

Thats the idea...


*(at this point with a gun already pointed at him, and now the statement, it's absolutely self defense )

 

[goatchumby]

I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.

 

[slynger]

"Yes, I'll bet you have."

BOOM!!! (Greedo falls dead)

**Important to note, only Han shot - Greedo did not**

 

[Mondragon]

"Yes, I'll bet you have

Mclunkey!?
.

BOOM!!! (Greedo falls dead)

 

[goatchumby]

Sorry about the mess.

 

[slynger]

*cut to TIEs flying by Death Star*

”Her resistance to the m8nd probe is considerable, it’ll be some time before we can extract any information from her.”

“The final checkout is completed. All systems are operational. What course shall we set?”

“Perhaps she will respond to an alternative form of persuasion?“

”What do you mean?”

“I think it is time we demonstrated the full power of this station. Set your course for Alderaan.”

”With pleasure.”

 

[Wor-Gar]

Lock the door, R2.

 

[goatchumby]

Alright, check this side of the street. Door’s locked. Move onto the next one.

(Murdering Jawas is ok, but locked doors are simply out of Empire jurisdiction).

I would have much rather gone with master Luke than stay here with you. I don’t know what all this trouble is about, but I’m sure it must be your fault.

Beep boop (thanks, dick).

You watch your language.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Alright, give it to me, I'll take it.

(walks away with Ben)

Look at this -- ever since the XP-38 came out they just aren't in demand.

 

[Mondragon]

It will be enough., ...If the ship's as fast as he's boasting, we ought to do well.

Sorry, I meant....

 

[Wor-Gar]

She'll make .5 past lightspeed. She may not look like much but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself... but we're a little rushed so if you'll just get on board, we'll get out of here.