I am Drunk
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Skiman
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:chew
Mesa
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Round of shots on me. 
Skiman
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I've been out with my friends tonight... I should feel more drunk then I actually do after having the drinks I did... strange... 
Skiman
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Protein shake mmmmm mmmm yumm yummmm!!!!
The gym was all mine tonight, Skiman grows once again!!!
The gym was all mine tonight, Skiman grows once again!!!
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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
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I am getting there! :chew
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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GrueSam
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I was in Texas from 9/23 to 10/4 and I was drunk just about every single glorious night.
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I was in Texas from 9/23 to 10/4 and I was drunk just about every single glorious night.
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“I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.”
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Skiman
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I will be crunk 4 days and counting til my wedding on the beach 
but she has sworn the laptop off from our vacation so I won't be able to post in this thread 
but she has sworn the laptop off from our vacation so I won't be able to post in this thread 
Are you sure you're not crunk right now?
Skiman
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Hell no, 60 minutes of cardio at Gold's will sober yourself up really good
(Prep contest diet until the wedding )
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine...
And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ^^^^.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
And those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health.
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of ^^^^.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service!
Deckard
Super Freak
Tommorow I'm getting ^^^^ faced and going to see Doug Stanhope.
creecher
Such is Life - Ned Kelly
Thanks anyway Ween. So from now on it's one beer one guy and one cup o water. Just don't see the need for downing it all in one go. Just rather spread my perversion out over the year. I'm just a middle of the road kinda guy, and the fluoride and chlorine take away that stale after taste.
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