I am Drunk

[KitFisto]

dont give up...dont ever give up

Oh, and I want to put mu ^^^^ thwere that x-mans tree is!

 

[KitFisto]

OMG my old ^^^^^ ass neighbor just called the fvcking cops pn me for the musc being to loud!!!!!!!!! She has my fvcking number and didn't have the balls to call me if it was bothering her. Fvcking old ass 70+ year old lady!!!!!!!!!! She better never eveb say hello to me again after living here for 7 fvcking years. Yeah, don't wak over or call me....call the cops????? **** off.

This isn't over

 

[KitFisto]

so i have been scfreaming out mu bCJ DOOR TO CAL VTHE FVUCKING COPS AG9NF Cuse I am atill awke and she wont say anyhing. OMG this is SO no over. ima so pioss this ho off.

 

[KitFisto]

ima go 2 jaill tonight so mad still yekll at the bightch!!

 

[BadMoon]

Yup I am having a good neighbor acllaling night too. Mone dhtreatend to shoot me! LOL! I laughted at him. It din't help tat my other neight=beo was shooting off fireswork mortarts! What an ass! LOL! My sis came over an dg said i live in tht ebest place ever!

 

[BadMoon]

I sitll caint belivev he threatedned to shoot me. I am going to have a talk witn him torrow and lay it wown. No way i wil be threateeneed.

 

[devlinboy]

Yup I am having a good neighbor acllaling night too. Mone dhtreatend to shoot me! LOL! I laughted at him. It din't help tat my other neight=beo was shooting off fireswork mortarts! What an ass! LOL! My sis came over an dg said i live in tht ebest place ever!

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....it says something about my condition that i totally understand what you wrote

 

[devlinboy]

Oh, and I want to put mu ^^^^ thwere that x-mans tree is!

go for it..shes a dirty little girl

 

[KitFisto]

yup i am having a good neighbor acllaling night too. Mone dhtreatend to shoot me! Lol! I laughted at him. It din't help tat my other neight=beo was shooting off fireswork mortarts! What an ass! Lol! My sis came over an dg said i live in tht ebest place ever!

fvcking unreal thersee ar the dunmb neightbors aweho call poine on us and adcftt lit fcviovnvbking aholes i maam so mad ribhgt boweww and nahhave been yelling out my back fgdooor at theese pepoople to call coopss aa aginn on me to shhot ehm titoo

 

[Mesa]

Great. I just got a collect call. Time to bail someone out of jail for public drunkeness... AGAIN.

 

[BadMoon]

I have a headache! Reading these posts are worth every second of it too!

 

[KitFisto]

I just got up a bit ago. Wow, I drank 24 beers.

I still can't believe my neighbor called the cops on me for music being to loud. She has my phone number and could have called me or just walked over and ask me to turn it down. I have known this woman for 7 years and have always been on friendly terms. She better never even say so much as hello to me again or I'll tell her off.

 

[JosephCPR]

....

Are you sure it was her?

 

[KitFisto]

Are you sure it was her?

Had to be. It could have only been 1 of 2 neighbors and I know the other people would not have called. She's 70+ years old and the type of person who while friednly, also like to be in peoples buisness.

It's possible that it wasn't her, but there is VERY little chance that it wasn't. If she says hello to me then I'll ask her before I tell her off if it was her.

 

[JosephCPR]

... If she says hello to me then I'll ask her before I tell her off if it was her.

Better option IMO

 

[BadMoon]

Had to be. It could have only been 1 of 2 neighbors and I know the other people would not have called. She's 70+ years old and the type of person who while friednly, also like to be in peoples buisness.

It's possible that it wasn't her, but there is VERY little chance that it wasn't. If she says hello to me then I'll ask her before I tell her off if it was her.

I will climb her balcony next time I'm over.

Last night was crazy! One of the women that lives in the townhouses across the street came over. Jess and I have hung out with her before. HOWEVER, we never saw her this drunk! She kept trying to hit on me and make me kiss her in stuff. Right in front of everyone. Then she offered my $3000 if I would plant my seed so to speak. Apparently she wants babies. She said I was the perfect guy. Obviously this woman was intoxicated at that point. She then peed right out in the parking lot in front of everyone.

For her next trick she went into my apartment. My sister Jess and another neighbor were in my place playing rock band. She came out of my bathroom holding her panties and said she wanted to throw them off of my balcony. Apparently, my sister and Jess did the only right thing of course and encouraged her. So she did it. Finally she went in another neighbors house and took her bra off and tied his freezer door handle to his fridge handle.

At this point we had all had enough so I grabbed her dog and walked her home. She then tried to kiss me again and I scolded her like a parent would a child. She then said how great of a guy I was and disappeared in her townhouse.

My neighbor then woke up the entire complex with a lets just say not so legal firework. It lit up the whole area. Then one of the neighbors threatened to get a gun and shoot us. Naturally we were all drunk so we just laughed at him. A few more beers and we called it a night.

My sister was over and she said she wants to come back every weekend.

 

[Bamboota]

I will climb her balcony next time I'm over.

Last night was crazy! One of the women that lives in the townhouses across the street came over. Jess and I have hung out with her before. HOWEVER, we never saw her this drunk! She kept trying to hit on me and make me kiss her in stuff. Right in front of everyone. Then she offered my $3000 if I would plant my seed so to speak. Apparently she wants babies. She said I was the perfect guy. Obviously this woman was intoxicated at that point. She then peed right out in the parking lot in front of everyone.

For her next trick she went into my apartment. My sister Jess and another neighbor were in my place playing rock band. She came out of my bathroom holding her panties and said she wanted to throw them off of my balcony. Apparently, my sister and Jess did the only right thing of course and encouraged her. So she did it. Finally she went in another neighbors house and took her bra off and tied his freezer door handle to his fridge handle.

At this point we had all had enough so I grabbed her dog and walked her home. She then tried to kiss me again and I scolded her like a parent would a child. She then said how great of a guy I was and disappeared in her townhouse.

My neighbor then woke up the entire complex with a lets just say not so legal firework. It lit up the whole area. Then one of the neighbors threatened to get a gun and shoot us. Naturally we were all drunk so we just laughed at him. A few more beers and we called it a night.

My sister was over and she said she wants to come back every weekend.

OMG!!!!! That IS a crazy night!!! Sounds hilarious!!! Is Jess ur GF?? What did she say about all this?? How old was this women!?!!
Oh man..I hadn't had a night like that in a while...u'll have to invite me one day too!!

 

[Mesa]

I think Jess is his sister. Pics please.

 

[BadMoon]

OMG!!!!! That IS a crazy night!!! Sounds hilarious!!! Is Jess ur GF?? What did she say about all this?? How old was this women!?!!
Oh man..I hadn't had a night like that in a while...u'll have to invite me one day too!!

Yeah Jess is my GF. She just laughed. The woman is 37. Jess is 23. If I would have known it was going to be so entertaining I would have invited everyone.

I felt like Cory Feldman from the burbs. I looked at my sis at one point and said. "This is my neighborhood"

 

[KBA]

What's the best way to beat a hangover besides more drinking?