I am Drunk

[Darth Waller]

I will climb her balcony next time I'm over.

Last night was crazy! One of the women that lives in the townhouses across the street came over. Jess and I have hung out with her before. HOWEVER, we never saw her this drunk! She kept trying to hit on me and make me kiss her in stuff. Right in front of everyone. Then she offered my $3000 if I would plant my seed so to speak. Apparently she wants babies. She said I was the perfect guy. Obviously this woman was intoxicated at that point. She then peed right out in the parking lot in front of everyone.

For her next trick she went into my apartment. My sister Jess and another neighbor were in my place playing rock band. She came out of my bathroom holding her panties and said she wanted to throw them off of my balcony. Apparently, my sister and Jess did the only right thing of course and encouraged her. So she did it. Finally she went in another neighbors house and took her bra off and tied his freezer door handle to his fridge handle.

That chick sounds like a looney tune.

What's the best way to beat a hangover besides more drinking?

 

[Mesa]

What's the best way to beat a hangover besides more drinking?

bong hit

 

[BadMoon]

What's the best way to beat a hangover besides more drinking?

Lots of water before you go to bed, some b12, and more water. You can also take an advil before you go to bed so you don't wake up with a headache. Just don't pop excedrin or tylenol as it's really bad for your liver. Wake up and drink more water.

Trust me, I am a professional.

 

[nash]

bong hit

100% agreed and proven to work

 

[KitFisto]

Lots of water before you go to bed, some b12, and more water. You can also take an advil before you go to bed so you don't wake up with a headache. Just don't pop excedrin or tylenol as it's really bad for your liver. Wake up and drink more water.

Trust me, I am a professional.

Wow, that's what I always take LOL. Works like a charm when I remember to do it. How can it be bad for your liver only when drunk? I mean it's just a headache pill.

 

[Valfar]

Gatorade helps with a hang over but, i rarely get hang overs.

 

[BadMoon]

Wow, that's what I always take LOL. Works like a charm when I remember to do it. How can it be bad for your liver only when drunk? I mean it's just a headache pill.

It is very very bad for your liver. It causes your liver twice the damage every time you do that. Look it up or google it I mean. Some people even can die from it. Even after doing it all the time. That is actually a very dangerous mixture. You can even go into shock.

 

[BadMoon]

It is very very bad for your liver. It causes your liver twice the damage every time you do that. Look it up or google it I mean. Some people even can die from it. Even after doing it all the time. That is actually a very dangerous mixture. You can even go into shock.

I forgot the stomach bleeding part too! Read the label on the bottle.

Alcohol warning: if you consume 3 or more alcoholic drinks every day, ask your doctor whether you should take ibuprofen or other pain relievers/fever reducers. Acetaminopehn and aspirin may cause stomach bleeding.

 

[BadMoon]

I am on my way again tonight! I love holidays! Time to play Madden! Hopefully no one will threaten to shoot me tonight!

 

[Skiman]

It is very very bad for your liver. It causes your liver twice the damage every time you do that. Look it up or google it I mean. Some people even can die from it. Even after doing it all the time. That is actually a very dangerous mixture. You can even go into shock.

very true, it's like double attack on the liver whenever it's all ready down and out from the alcohol.

 

[BadMoon]

Still going stong!

 

[Darth Cruel]

OMG my old ^^^^^ ass neighbor just called the fvcking cops pn me for the musc being to loud!!!!!!!!! She has my fvcking number and didn't have the balls to call me if it was bothering her. Fvcking old ass 70+ year old lady!!!!!!!!!! She better never eveb say hello to me again after living here for 7 fvcking years. Yeah, don't wak over or call me....call the cops????? **** off.

This isn't over

To be honest with you KF. This post makes me think that she may be afraid of you and might be justified in calling the police.

 

[Valfar]

I just got up a bit ago. Wow, I drank 24 beers.

I still can't believe my neighbor called the cops on me for music being to loud. She has my phone number and could have called me or just walked over and ask me to turn it down. I have known this woman for 7 years and have always been on friendly terms. She better never even say so much as hello to me again or I'll tell her off.

Whats the point if the music is loud? lol!..See, it depends on what time it is and if its the weekend etc.. was it late?..i have seen my buddy in his apartment threaten to kick the crap out of a few Jamaican guys for blasting their repeditive raggae/soca garbage very late in the morning while his kid had to sleep, cops usually showed up and gave these guys a swift tuning though anyway.

 

[KitFisto]

Whats the point if the music is loud? lol!..See, it depends on what time it is and if its the weekend etc.. was it late?..i have seen my buddy in his apartment threaten to kick the crap out of a few Jamaican guys for blasting their repeditive raggae/soca garbage very late in the morning while his kid had to sleep, cops usually showed up and gave these guys a swift tuning though anyway.

The music wasn't even that loud. she could just hear it because the weather was really nice so I had my windows open and so did she. We live in townhouses. I wasn't "blasting" my music. I had my iPod plugged into a docking station so it wasn't even playing through my loud sterio system. It was around midnight when the cops showed up.

I would have easily heard my phone had she called. Again, I have been on very friendly terms with her for 7 years. I had even just stopped and chatted with her on Friday afternoon.

The point is that knowing me and having a way to contact me IMO means that the first step should not be calling the cops on someone. I would have turned it down right away had she let me know it was bothering her.

 

[BadMoon]

The music wasn't even that loud. she could just hear it because the weather was really nice so I had my windows open and so did she. We live in townhouses. I wasn't "blasting" my music. I had my iPod plugged into a docking station so it wasn't even playing through my loud sterio system. It was around midnight when the cops showed up.

I would have easily heard my phone had she called. Again, I have been on very friendly terms with her for 7 years. I had even just stopped and chatted with her on Friday afternoon.

The point is that knowing me and having a way to contact me IMO means that the first step should not be calling the cops on someone. I would have turned it down right away had she let me know it was bothering her.

Not to mention the fact that it is taking time away from the cops. They should be out there finding and arresting criminals. Not banging on peoples doors.

 

[Valfar]

The music wasn't even that loud. she could just hear it because the weather was really nice so I had my windows open and so did she. We live in townhouses. I wasn't "blasting" my music. I had my iPod plugged into a docking station so it wasn't even playing through my loud sterio system. It was around midnight when the cops showed up.

I would have easily heard my phone had she called. Again, I have been on very friendly terms with her for 7 years. I had even just stopped and chatted with her on Friday afternoon.

The point is that knowing me and having a way to contact me IMO means that the first step should not be calling the cops on someone. I would have turned it down right away had she let me know it was bothering her.

Ahh, well shes a dirty rat then for doing that.

Not to mention the fact that it is taking time away from the cops. They should be out there finding and arresting criminals. Not banging on peoples doors.

This is so true, abusing a public service like that, shame on that old bag.

 

[Kabukiman]

It's alreaady digital! The ^^^^ing disc is digital. It;s ones and zeroes. Not ^^^^ing groovesw or any ^^^^ like that. Having a ^^^^ing bleu-ray disc wiht "digital copy of the movie" is ^^^^ing redundant. Blu-ray is digital. ^^^^ 'em all.

 

[Skiman]

It's alreaady digital! The ^^^^ing disc is digital. It;s ones and zeroes. Not ^^^^ing groovesw or any ^^^^ like that. Having a ^^^^ing bleu-ray disc wiht "digital copy of the movie" is ^^^^ing redundant. Blu-ray is digital. ^^^^ 'em all.

Kabukiman, u should be in the "Drunk Hated List" thread

 

[BadMoon]

I plan on getting started at around 6:30 tonight. No work tomorrow!

 

[BadMoon]

I mad e it! I am now drukn!