I got bed bugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

[ChunkyZergling]

My apartment in Queens is infested with bedbugs. Just got a specially trained dog and handler to do an official inspection. There are bedbugs all up in all my SideShow boxes that are in my closet, MOTHER ****ERS!!!

Well I'm sol. All suggestions welcome.

I have to get these bad boys home in 1 15 min round trip car trip. Gonna take me all day. I just brought my custom Logan on a Bartop home, ah my grail piece is safe. Not sure what the landlords are going to do when I tell them they have to spend thousands of dollars to get rid of the bugs; btw ny state law says it is a landlords responsibility to get rid of bedbugs.

Gotta get home Tychus, diablo 3, spider-man comiq, punisher comiq, colossus comiq, Lara croft (the newest one), and planet hulk dio (and those last two are already boxed up). Jesus.

No joke, when they used DDT there were no bedbugs gotta start using that **** again because I had them a few years ago at my other place in queens. It's an epidemic. I really do not even want to live in the city anymore. Even though I love the city. Eh, some eagle eggs will break. City has become unlivable. I don't even know if I want to move somewhere else. I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO LIVE!!! Ah!!!

 

[ChunkyZergling]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

I know bed bugs is two words, I'm just on my damn iPad

 

[karamazov80]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

Don't let the bed bugs bite!

 

[ChunkyZergling]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

What should I do with the boxes? Toss em? Ahhhh. Thinking of getting a really cheap small storage space way upstate and leaving them there for years until all the bed bugs starve to death

 

[ChunkyZergling]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

Oh they be biting hulk silver surfer and Lara. Maybe the punisher can get napalm and a flame thrower and roast em all for me, but he's polystone

 

[karamazov80]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

What should I do with the boxes?

 

[Mr. EcKo]

Pics or GTFO!!!!!!

 

[lcummins]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

What should I do with the boxes? Toss em? Ahhhh. Thinking of getting a really cheap small storage space way upstate and leaving them there for years until all the bed bugs starve to death

Can you spray them and then let them air out or something?

 

[wanderlai]

Sell off your collection and start over in a new place.

 

[cr0w]

Get rid of the boxes, either torch 'em or just throw them all out, as far away from your belongings as possible. Seal them up in plastic bags before you move them ANYWHERE, because you will transport the bugs with you. Also, once you move them, change your clothes, put THEM in a bag, and wash them as soon as possible or, again, you will transport the bugs with you.

There's really no alternative but to throw everything out, unfortunately.

 

[ChunkyZergling]

Re: I got bedbugs in my statue boxes. Mother ****er!!! Wtf?

Can you spray them and then let them air out or something?

Good idea.

Pics or GTFO!!!!!!

Pics? Fool! Fool? Fool?

FOOL!, you have just insured the doom of this world. You cannot even begin to imagine what you've set in motion this day. Go now to the Temple of Light in the eastern city of Kurast. There you will find the gate to Hell open before you. You must find the cuourage to step through that gate, Marius. Take the stone you hold to the Hellforge, where it will be destroyed. Go now! Take the stone and run!

What choice did I have? I ran.

 

[KneelBeforrSmallville]

I Hate them!!!!! THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!!!

KILL EM ALL!

 

[ChunkyZergling]

Step through that gate mother ****er.

 

[ChunkyZergling]

I Hate them!!!!! THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!!!

KILL EM ALL!

Qft. Reinstitute DDT

 

[comicbookguy]

Qft. Reinstitute DDT

What is DDT? Is it for sale at home depot? And does it really work? I don't have bedbugs just want to be ready if I do someday. How would you keep them from going inside the statues?

 

[karamazov80]

What is DDT?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haWJ9za-ygU[/ame]

Let's just say no bugs will be getting up after one of those. Sorry Jack Tunney apparently outlawed it. I also vote to reinstitute the DDT.

 

[odb]

What is DDT? Is it for sale at home depot? And does it really work? I don't have bedbugs just want to be ready if I do someday. How would you keep them from going inside the statues?

A DDT is a fairly common professional wrestling maneuver where the victim is put in a headlock, and then dropped headfirst into the ground with the weight of both bodies adding to the impact. Bed bugs cannot withstand the force due to their small size, hence it is a fairly reliable extermination method that does not require the occupant to leave for several days (as is the case with fumigation methods).

 

[ChunkyZergling]

What is DDT? Is it for sale at home depot? And does it really work? I don't have bedbugs just want to be ready if I do someday. How would you keep them from going inside the statues?

A powerful insecticide that was banned in the late 70's because it was making through the food web to eagles. It made eagle eggs very fragile and they would break. Killed eagles. No eagles in NYC, we need that stuff and I was an environmental studies major in college.

 

[odb]

Sell off your collection and start over in a new place.

So your recommendation is to ship the bedbugs to other collectors around the country?

I would assume that if you laid out the boxes (open) and the styrofoam halves (open) when it is fumigated, that they could be salvaged afterwards. You'd need to ask the people who do it if there is a problem with that, or a health risk by keeping the boxes around after that, but I would assume that if it works on the rest of the apartment, it should work on the boxes.

 

[ChunkyZergling]

A DDT is a fairly common professional wrestling maneuver where the victim is put in a headlock, and then dropped headfirst into the ground with the weight of both bodies adding to the impact. Bed bugs cannot withstand the force due to their small size, hence it is a fairly reliable extermination method that does not require the occupant to leave for several days (as is the case with fumigation methods).

Lmao. Bed bugs can however counter that maneuver with a sleeper hold made famous by Brutus the Barber Beefcake. Before a wrestler grabs someone's head for a DDT a wrestler must quickly maneuver himself around to the back of his opponent. There he applies a sleeper hold which is kind of like a choke hold but instead of killing his opponent the sleeper hold calmly puts the opponent into a gentle slumber. After the ref raises the subdued wrestlers arm and then drops it and it goes down 3 times the opponent will remain asleep for several days. It's a bed bugs best defense against DDTs. While you are sleeping they are also free to feast on your blood.