Who inspires every frown?
Who keeps making you feel down?
Wor-Gar, Wor-Gar!
Who sunk Atlantis off the maps?
Who inspires Kanye's latest raps?
Wor-Gar, Wor-Gar!
Who keeps Star Wars under par?
Who made the Kardashians a star?
Wor-Gar! Wor-Gar!
Who keeps every election running tight?
Who caused the slap on Oscar night?
Wor-Gar, Wor-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!
I got to have that on a t-shirt!
Jye needs to see this.