Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June 30th, 2023)

[The Buffinator]

As the Indy films went along, they had an increasing problem of having Indy spending time 'herding' more and more useless people that are detrimental to him during fight/danger scenes.

Raiders: Marion = 50% useless

Temple: Willie = 100% useless, Short Round = 50% useless

Crusade: Henry = 75% useless, Sallah = 75% useless, Marcus = 100% useless

Skull: Mutt = 75% useless, Marion = 95% useless, Oxley = 95% useless, Mac = 100% useless, Indy = 50% useless

By this pattern, Indy 5 will have him herding 5 useless people!

Fixed.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

As the Indy films went along, they had an increasing problem of having Indy spending time 'herding' more and more useless people that are detrimental to him during fight/danger scenes.

Raiders: Marion = 50% useless

Temple: Willie = 100% useless, Short Round = 50% useless

Crusade: Henry = 75% useless, Sallah = 75% useless, Marcus = 100% useless

Skull: Mutt = 75% useless, Marion = 95% useless, Oxley = 95% useless, Mac = 100% useless

By this pattern, Indy 5 will have him herding 5 useless people!

Well if the Indy 5 spoilers are true then...

Spoiler

Young Indy will herding Old Indy around, so the herding came full circle.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Antonio Banderazzzzzthhh joins the cast

 

[Wor-Gar]

What!!!? Now Old Zorro is in this too?

I knew they were going to Argentina to hunt Nazis in the 60's.

Who will play the cameo Dr Mengele?

 

[matticus]

What!!!? Now Old Zorro is in this too?

I knew they were going to Argentina to hunt Nazis in the 60's.

Who will play the cameo Dr Mengele?

"Mengele suffered another stroke while swimming and drowned."

I am assuming Dr. Jones will have witnessed this event.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

First look at Indy's replacement...I mean, sidekick.

She looks very liberal and "opened" minded.

 

[Wor-Gar]

She's a man, baby!


And she's full Austin Powers below the belt. Baby.

 

[matticus]

Can't wait for the first time he pulls out a pistol: "Make love, not war Dr. Jones."

 

[Wor-Gar]

Why do I think she'll be the "Hippy who learns to fight" type character?

A rally cry to those in the know in the audience...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

So they're using a body double in regular scenes, not just action scenes, and they will CGI Ford's face on the body double.

 

[jye4ever]

Indiana Skywalker

 

[greygoose]

So they're using a body double in regular scenes, not just action scenes, and they will CGI Ford's face on the body double.

Why a body double in regular scenes?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Why a body double in regular scenes?

Ford is out with shoulder injury.

 

[greygoose]

Ford is out with shoulder injury.

Yikes! Injury done whilst filming?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Yikes! Injury done whilst filming?

Yeah, it was "big news" a few weeks ago.

 

[greygoose]

Yeah, it was "big news" a few weeks ago.

I tend to miss big news from time to time. I've just googled it and caught up!

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ford is out with shoulder injury.

Suuuuuuuure, Ford.

Good excuse to CGI his ancient *** because everyone realizes he can't do what he said he could do.

Fine, make it a cartoon, whatever at this point. Animated might be better.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

The dude is just walking tho. I'm sure Ford can still walk at a normal pace

Spoiler

there are shots of the double riding a horse in the city.

 

[Asta]

Can't wait for the first time he pulls out a pistol: "Make love, not war Dr. Jones."

"At my age? I'd rather have a good blaster at my side."

 

[Wor-Gar]

"At my age? I'd rather have a good cane at my side, kid."

Fixed!