It was boring as all ____.
Didn't like it at all. It was just so dull. So very, very dull. It wasn't a bad movie....but it just never did anything impressive.
Let's look at Brad Bird. HE DID IMPRESSIVE ____ in Mission Impossible 4. A franchise that, if it didn't have him, it would've been the same old crap. But he upped his showmanship. He did real stunts, he used IMAX, he used very little CGI. The story wasn't amazing, but he made it work.
This movie? What did it do? Look, I can deal with bull____ if you give me something I haven't seen before. It could be an action sequence, or maybe a plot point, or something. Hell, Avatar had the effects, and the 3D.
This movie really looked bland. Mars was so dull. So very, very dull. The ships were interesting, but that was it. Aliens were lame. There was very little reason for me to care for any of these characters. I don't remember ANY character development, or any real actual character.
John: Im angry because my wife died, but i'll let that go because I want to get busy with this hot martian.
Princess: Im a princess who doesn't want to save my people cuz, I don't wanna merry a gross man!
Bad guy: I'm mean and I hate things. I want to kill the princess to shoot my moon laser...I don't know what the point was.
Alien 1: I'm an alien.
Alien 2: Im the alien's daughter.
Alien 3: Who gives a ____.
Yeah. Didn't care for this one at all. It just wasn't impressive. Or interesting. I mean, I expected the story to be boring, because it's been done, every movie has stolen it. But I just wish the execution was interesting.
Also, ____ that Arena scene. I hated it because it brought back horrible memories of Attack of the Bull____. It looked JUST LIKE IT. The scene played out JUST LIKE IT TOO!