Jurassic World (SPOILERS!)

[DiFabio]

Iron Man 3 > Jurassic World



That kid is the key to a billion dollar movie. Have him in there and it's a guaranteed financial success. 10 bucks says that he's in atleast one of Jim Cameron's Avatar movies.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Iron Man 3 > Jurassic World

Now I know you're insane.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

JW > IM3

JW has dinos fighting and IM3 has a fake Mandarin as comic relief.

 

[jye4ever]

I have to disagree with Dbio on this one, JW > IM3.

And that's coming from an MCU junkie.

 

[DiFabio]

Iron Man 3 made me SMILE.

 

[jye4ever]

I don't hate it, it gave me a T2 grin.

 

[Khev]

But why is Jurassic World blue?

Couldn't tell you. I don't really do colors. Still don't know why Kershner made TIE Fighters and RoboCop blue.

Outrunning the T-Rex in high-heels, though?!

So what about the heels. Carl Lewis in track shoes couldn't outrun a T-Rex so the heels were irrelevant. It didn't over take her but it wasn't charging. It seemed to be following her out of curiosity. In 10 years they assumedly never opened that door and it isn't a huge stretch to think it wanted to see where she was going and to get her bearings.

Bryce's Claire was great. She was consumed with work but not to the point of not being "human" which is a rare thing for movies like this. She was clearly "trying" to juggle being a personable aunt with running the park and obviously the stresses of the park often got the best of her.

 

[Khev]

I thought Sarah Harding and Nick Van Owen were pretty annoying in The Lost World as well. Their stupidity in trying to give medical care to the baby tyrannosaurus got Eddie killed and they didn't even seem to bat an eye about it. That always bother me even back then.

They were first class *NUT JOBS* and completely unlikable. I remember being SO put off by their characters especially since I actually quite liked both actors in 1997. They almost got people killed when they set the dinos loose in the camp and their stupidity with the toddler Rex DID get a true hero killed. And no redemption later, just them being asses and putting tons of lives in danger. Didn't Vince Vaughn also steal the hunter guy's ammo so he couldn't put the Rex down and save lives later in the film as well? Terrible "protagonists."

And a pet peeve of mine in films is when someone is trying to talk sense to a "driven" character and they just completely ignore reason because they want photographs/samples/whatever. Julianne Moore was annoying from minute one.

 

[jye4ever]

With Masrani dead, Kingpin dead, Sulu disappeared, Claire was left holding the smoking gun, that ***** is going to jail.

Yet she walked out of the park with love in her eyes.

Government will need a scapegoat, they won't care that she was brave enough to let the T-Rex loose to stop the threat and save the day.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Outrunning the T-Rex in high-heels, though?!

I heard the T Rex is going to wear high heels in JW2.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Khev]

With Masrani dead, Kingpin dead, Sulu disappeared,

Claire was left holding the smoking gun, that ***** is going to jail.

They'll pin it on boyfriend girl. Chicks in that movie aren't allowed to have lives outside of the park and that ***** needs to be taught a lesson.

 

[DiFabio]

That's a modern touch I wasn't surprised by. I knew what her arc was going to be as soon as she was like "are you guys still up past 8?" then abandons them until the sister scolds her. The older brother too.


The only thing that did surprise me was the black raptor trainer guy, Pratt's partner. I thought he was a goner as soon as he popped up. I thought the raptors we're going to get him.

 

[jye4ever]

Not enough SLJ seasoning.

 

[DiFabio]

With Masrani dead, Kingpin dead, Sulu disappeared, Claire was left holding the smoking gun, that ***** is going to jail.

Yet she walked out of the park with love in her eyes.

Oh ****, I never thought about that.

Even if the government doesn't go after her, she's going to get her ass sued to the point where she may as well be dead.

 

[Khev]

I was certain that Wu was going to going to meet the fate that he cheated back in '93.

 

[a-dev]

Oh ****, I never thought about that.

Even if the government doesn't go after her, she's going to get her ass sued to the point where she may as well be dead.

Her punishment shall be exile to Isla Sorna, Pratt will go in to rescue with a detachment of his own Raptors and their Tyrannosaurus ally.

 

[DiFabio]

Yeah, I was mad when he gets on the helicopter and gets to leave.

There's always the next one.

 

[Khev]

Even if the government doesn't go after her, she's going to get her ass sued to the point where she may as well be dead.

Nah, she'll just tell Capitol Hill "you can't arrest me, because you need people like me. Sure I make the world a dangerous place but as you saw with the T-Rex I'm also the best person to defend it." They won't be able to touch her after that.

 

[DiFabio]

Nah, she'll just tell Capitol Hill "you can't arrest me, because you need people like me. Sure I make the world a dangerous place but as you saw with the T-Rex I'm also the best person to defend it." They won't be able to touch her after that.

I hate Black Widow's attitude in all the movies.