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Insufferable S.O.B.
This movie is just days away
Here's a preview of it.
So how did that spoiler come to be? was it a review screening?
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Apparently, with nothing left in the budget to cover the extensive CG needed to mask Cavill’s magnificent ‘stache, Snyder and Whedon were forced to make do with FaceApp.
No, I will, it's even my ****ing birthday man, what did I do to deserve such a thing?You WILL see it in the theater though right? I'm looking forward to your review, lol.
Could end up being less painful than actually watching it.Here's a preview of it.
Here's a preview of it.
I think that was just her with a bunch of hotdogs on Attack of the Show. Not really a JL spoiler per se.
Right? lol
I was so disappointed when the shield didn't decapitate him at the end.
The bright side is, Cap definitely made him defecate in his Iron Man suit.
Maybe in a perfect world, where people has working brains and don't consider "***: The Movie" the ultimate entertainment...Imagine if it was actually a Batman vs. Superman film instead of "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice". It's not even hard. Superman is THE epitome of the superhero and Batman was created as a literal reaction to him. 2016 should have easily been their year. It's not even hard to do. You take all the things that make Superman great, you take all the things that make Batman great, and you pit those characters and ideologies against each other for a truly great movie. You didn't need Lex Luthor, you didn't need Wonder Woman or Doomsday. It didn't even have to be a Dark Knight Returns adaptation. Superman and Batman are natural enemies, the natural antithesis of each other. They could have made an awesome standalone film that really showcased what makes Superman and Batman the best this genre has to offer instead of what they ended up doing.
They had the perfect set up with the end of Man of Steel. All you had to do was pick whether or not Batman was the protagonist or antagonist of this new story and you had your movie. Imagine if Cavill got to really spread his wings and show some character and charisma instead of having to be a moody, boring, monotone Super-***** that's only there to die? Superman is a great character, the embodiment of wish fulfillment. You like MoS don't ya? Remember how cocky and sure of himself he was at the end with the satellite drones and ****? He actually smiles at the end of movie! Instead of opening BvS with this weird, depressing Superman that's going to the Middle East shoving terrorists through walls and acting all bummed out because he still doesn't know his place in the world, you could have had an alpha Chad bro that flexed his muscles for the world to see. I'm not talking full Reeve here, just a natural progression from MoS. Instead of sulking and calling his mommy for advice, he could have flew directly into those interviews and news segments to join in on the discussion about "why Superman is bad" and prove them wrong. Imagine him pushing his cape back and sitting in on those dumb Charlie Rose or Neil Degrasse Tyson interviews and shooting down everyone of those arguments with points about how he's making the world better. This guy can literally do whatever he wants and he doesn't even try to defend himself? He's the most powerful being in the world and is banging Amy Adams, he shouldn't be brooding. Certainly not the extent he does in BvS. You could have had him flying around the nation (and world) going out of his way to positively change the public perception of him for the better. Maybe he gets too arrogant or loves the attention too much as more and more people start to love him (remember that army chick getting all wet for him in MoS) and he becomes this media/PR sensation. Maybe he starts actively working with the government to prove to everyone he's on the same team, maybe he vows to rid of all crime and corruption for good . . .
All while this is happening, you have little beta Bruce watching all of these news reels from the shadows underneath his lonely Manor. Nobody likes Batman, he's a ****ing weirdo. He never really improves anything, he just keep sending psychopaths to an asylum with a revolving door and getting people killed. Alfred is worrying about him, he seems too far gone after the events of Man of Steel. Batman was obsessive already, but with the likes of someone like Superman entering his world? That's earth shattering. Superman's very existence threatens Bruce Wayne's world because if there is no long crime, Batman has no reason to exist. Deep down, he knows this. Even that stupid Lego movie understood this. Batman can be a damaged character. Instead using his wealth for the betterment of society, he uses it to ****ing making gadgets and toys like a child. Schumacher and Nolan already gave audiences a super heroic Batman. You could have easily doubled down on a bitter anti-hero that fears everything Superman represents. Hell, it doesn't even have to be a fear of what Superman is capable of, maybe Batman is just jealous of him because he can NEVER be those things that Superman represents. Maybe it gets to a point where it's like Batman's services are no longer needed with Superman around and Clark Kent is basically like "look, I know who you are. You're not needed anymore. I got this. If they shine your light in the sky, you don't need to go to it. You're done buddy boy. If you put on the mask again and do this vigilante ****, I'm kicking your *** and taking you to the authorities" effectively shutting him down. Bruce can't cope with this because he needs Batman for catharsis and therapy, so he snaps. He schemes and plots to bring Superman down, effectively becoming the villain of the piece. He looks into his weaknesses, builds himself up. Creates the armor suit, synthesizes the kryptonite. Then when he goes to the batsignal and puts that **** on with that little grin, he's doing it out of real contempt and mockery for Superman instead of some weird contrived Lex Luthor plan where he tricks Superman and Batman into fighting one another. It could literally just boil down to Batman having a death wish. This isn't the Nolan Bruce Wayne that's looking to retire and move to Italy, this is a Bruce Wayne that made a weird, candle lit vow to avenge his parents' death as a child by any means necessary. If he has no purpose, he'll either take Superman out, or die trying. Maybe you have Superman and Batman learn something about themselves, through each other.
These are Supah Hiro Moofis , not just Comic Book Movies.I love it when we debate about CBMs.
The only CBMs I would ever label as "great" are:
Batman (1989)
Batman Begins
Spider-Man (2002)
The Avengers
That’s Gaspar after JL is a huge box office success and WB announces JL 2 with Whedon directing.
She was literally showing what it takes to work in Hollywood.
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