Justice League Movie (Nov 17th, 2017)

[crows]

Would have loved to have seen Snyder complete his trilogy, for better or worse. That one clip was more interesting than every Whedon scene put together.

I hate to completely agree but yes
this had much more emotion than everything else in the movie. the music from Man Of Steel gave me some nostalgia too, or a warm feeling or whatever.
i really liked that scene. this scene brings it back to the first one in a nice way

 

[YoNoSe]

I can barely remember this movie. I remember the amazons riding horsies and then nothing. I’m sure I saw it....

 

[snoop101]

Would have loved to have seen Snyder complete his trilogy, for better or worse. That one clip was more interesting than every Whedon scene put together.

Agree 100%. Pretty sad WB F'ed up so bad.

 

[Sachiel]

No it shows that they don’t have the initiative to give fans what they want. They had the black suit all this time and didn’t use it lol. Just show it passing by

 

[EVILFACE]

Errr. Because those 30 seconds would have saved the entire film?

The flick would have clearly been better if Snyders vision was finished instead most of the movie re-shot, re-written, re-edited and hastily re-done and ****** fx.

 

[karamazov80]

Is there just a general DC movie thread?

Sounds like Michael Bay is in talks to direct Lobo. *sigh*

https://batman-news.com/2018/02/08/michael-bay-lobo-dc-warner-bros/

 

[Victοr]

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>be black
>have a legit micro*****
I guess now we know why Howard is so hellbent on reinventing math...

Cool deleted scene too, I guess.

 

[Otomofan]

He wore the black suit in a dream in MoS. Nobody seemed to care then.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

>be black
>have a legit micro*****.

A micro what?

 

[Victοr]

A micro what?

Feast yer eyes upon the mighty D of Terrence:

Spoiler

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RzEhJ6cn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1243230540659470630.jpg

I'm not one to make dicklet jokes (movies and porn cause enough problems to the insecure as is), but he's a wife-beater and it IS a legit microdick (I doubt it goes beyond 2", at best) so... laugh away.

PS: CBR Permabanned me the other day, for calling Namor a dicklet. I guess people are way too thin skinned these days.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Feast yer eyes upon the mighty D of Terrence:

Spoiler

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RzEhJ6cn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1243230540659470630.jpg

I'm not one to make dicklet jokes (movies and porn cause enough problems to the insecure as is), but he's a wife-beater and it IS a legit microdick (I doubt it goes beyond 2", at best) so... laugh away.

That explains why he was fired from the MCU. War Machine can't have less than 10''!

PS: CBR Permabanned me the other day, for calling Namor a dicklet. I guess people are way too thin skinned these days.

Why did you call him that?

 

[crows]

Feast yer eyes upon the mighty D of Terrence:

Spoiler

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RzEhJ6cn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1243230540659470630.jpg

I'm not one to make dicklet jokes (movies and porn cause enough problems to the insecure as is), but he's a wife-beater and it IS a legit microdick (I doubt it goes beyond 2", at best) so... laugh away.

PS: CBR Permabanned me the other day, for calling Namor a dicklet. I guess people are way too thin skinned these days.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Must be why he was not in the BP movie either.

 

[crows]

I wonder how much money he got for that scene.
I hope it was a lot. Enough to cover the mockery

 

[Victοr]

That explains why he was fired from the MCU. War Machine can't have less than 10''!

Yeah, everyone knows Rhodes is the BBC and Tony is the dicklet of the pair.

>be Tony
>go into a coma
>have Rhodey take over
>nah maaaan, you be putting too much **** on me dawg
>*nabs the gibs*
>get better
>qtπ hairdresser flirts with you
>cucks you with """best friend"""
ALL white women NEED the BEE-BEE-CEE!

Yeah Tony, I'm really sure she loved you...

Rhodey is honestly a piece of ****, same as Pepper. The only genuine guy who liked Tony was Happy, and Pepper guilt-tripped him into killing him. Tony is legitimately one of the most depressing characters around. Right up there with Moon Knight, John Constantine, Daredevil and the like. Even his damn Asian fiance cucked him with his best-friend-turned-enemy Chad. And I mean he walked in on them ****ing. No woman has ever loved Tony, he hasn't ever had a true friend, and he's a ****ing mess of a person. ****'s depressing.

Why did you call him that?

CBR is a ****hole where the only members left are the kind who headcanon Cyclops as transexual and Tony Stark as a closeted homosexual, while Doom as an aromantic sapiosexual... Anyway, there was a thread saying that Sue should cuck Reed with either T'Challa (BEE-BEE-CEE) or Namor, and then Namor's resident fangirls started posting shirtless pics of him. So I just figured I'd bant a bit, and started mentioning how his bulge was too small for him to be packing anything more than a 2", and that Reed has literally the best **** ever.

They got offended, the mod PM'd me for innapropriate behavior. The soyboy actually told me to "show maturity". In a ****ing board about guys in tights... Needles to say, I told him he already permabanned me once, under a different name, so he might as well go and do it again. Site is really awful thesedays.

 

[YoNoSe]

Feast yer eyes upon the mighty D of Terrence:

Spoiler

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RzEhJ6cn--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1243230540659470630.jpg

I'm not one to make dicklet jokes (movies and porn cause enough problems to the insecure as is), but he's a wife-beater and it IS a legit microdick (I doubt it goes beyond 2", at best) so... laugh away.

PS: CBR Permabanned me the other day, for calling Namor a dicklet. I guess people are way too thin skinned these days.

Hey, that’s hygenic!

 

[Victοr]

I know, right? I'm no /fit/izen who LARPs as a 10"x9", but that **** it legitimately tiny. It has to be what, 0.5"? Maybe 1"? Balls are tiny too. And I don't want to hear about "muh shower" or "muh growers". I honestly wonder how he managed to get his wives pregnant. I wouldn't make fun of it if he wasn't a piece of **** person though. He's ****ing dumb too.

Hey, moral of the story is, if even baby-D Tcan score, anyone can.

Must be why he was not in the BP movie either.

Damn straight, only BBCs are allowed in Wakanda.

I wonder how much money he got for that scene.
I hope it was a lot. Enough to cover the mockery

He actually was the one who wanted to do it.

 

[Victοr]

Hey, that’s hygenic!

>his skin isn't thick as wood
>he's not BLOATMAXXING
You're never gonna make it brah.

 

[crows]

I know, right? I'm no /fit/izen who LARPs as a 10"x9", but that **** it legitimately tiny. It has to be what, 0.5"? Maybe 1"? Balls are tiny too. And I don't want to hear about "muh shower" or "muh growers". I honestly wonder how he managed to get his wives pregnant. I wouldn't make fun of it if he wasn't a piece of **** person though. He's ****ing dumb too.

Hey, moral of the story is, if even baby-D Tcan score, anyone can.


Damn straight, only BBCs are allowed in Wakanda.


He actually was the one who wanted to do it.

Maybe hes a grower?

A BIG grower

 

[Victοr]

Maybe hes a grower?

A BIG grower

It's a myth though. Studies have shown that dicks grow about 2 times their original size, max. There are exceptions, but they're rare. So a 1" ****, probably, best case scenario, won't go past 3". If you get "generous" with the"shower v grower" meaning, I guessit applies to when someone has, say, a flaccid 5", but hard he's 7", and not something like 10", while a 4" guy might grow to 7". There are exceptions, but usually the bigger the limp, the bigger the stiff. Hell, it's why guys in porn, especially "muh BLACKED", put silicone in their dicks. It appears bigger and fatter, since it's as big as it gets, but it's functionally useless, thus becoming a "shower". Haven't you noticed that pretty much everyone who goes nude in the flicks, actually gets a half-chub?