jye4ever
Broke and happy
My Imax theater had technical issues delaying the start of the movie by 15 minutes so the entire audience received free Imax passes so in essence I watched this movie for free.
My review:
This movie sucked.
I never thought I could be so bored watching a movie about King Kong and Skull Island, but I was.
Very unimaginative creature designs for the primary villain creature.
Movie was good looking, woopeedoo.
Not even Brie's breasts could save this movie and that's saying alot.
Godzilla 2014 might've had less action but it was a movie with more substance.
Those skull crawlers belong on a syfy channel movie, who came up with them, elementary school kids?
I would've preferred giant T-Rex's lol.
PJ Skull Island was much more frightening than this plain island.
Hell original King Kong movie had a more frightening Skull Island.....and that was clay....wut.
Kong looked cool but seriously it's 2017 cgi so if they couldn't even get that right then why be in the movie studio business to begin with.
At this point it's like saying "Hey I flew in a passenger airplane and they didn't crash!"
No kidding, they're not supposed to.
I'm calling it right now.
Godzilla and Kong will need to unite to take on other boring creatures escaping from inner earth.
I was sooooo bored watching his battle with that dumb looking creature.
If he can't even take on that stupid thing how the hell will he survive against Godzilla who took on two Muto's at once!
Nothing in this movie matched Godzilla's airport entrance and atomic breath scenes from Godzilla 2014, real shame they ran out of money and had to cut away so much in G14 or else that movie would've been really good.
As it is G14 is still not great but at least he had better opponents and i'm not even that much of a fan of those MUTO's but I still believed that they could be formidable threats, much more so than these silly skull crawlers.
Kong walking out to face the camera at the end was them trying to remind me that I was watching a Kong movie, or what?
Oh well the spider leg and tail deaths were cool but that was it.
Oh and Kong looked much more real than G14 cgi skin when walking, the hair probably helps in that regard.
King Yawn.
PJ Kong > This
Godzilla 2014 > This
Ummmmm
Kong Skull Island > Jurassic World lol
My review:
This movie sucked.
I never thought I could be so bored watching a movie about King Kong and Skull Island, but I was.
Very unimaginative creature designs for the primary villain creature.
Movie was good looking, woopeedoo.
Not even Brie's breasts could save this movie and that's saying alot.
Godzilla 2014 might've had less action but it was a movie with more substance.
Those skull crawlers belong on a syfy channel movie, who came up with them, elementary school kids?
I would've preferred giant T-Rex's lol.
PJ Skull Island was much more frightening than this plain island.
Hell original King Kong movie had a more frightening Skull Island.....and that was clay....wut.
Kong looked cool but seriously it's 2017 cgi so if they couldn't even get that right then why be in the movie studio business to begin with.
At this point it's like saying "Hey I flew in a passenger airplane and they didn't crash!"
No kidding, they're not supposed to.
I'm calling it right now.
Godzilla and Kong will need to unite to take on other boring creatures escaping from inner earth.
I was sooooo bored watching his battle with that dumb looking creature.
If he can't even take on that stupid thing how the hell will he survive against Godzilla who took on two Muto's at once!
Nothing in this movie matched Godzilla's airport entrance and atomic breath scenes from Godzilla 2014, real shame they ran out of money and had to cut away so much in G14 or else that movie would've been really good.
As it is G14 is still not great but at least he had better opponents and i'm not even that much of a fan of those MUTO's but I still believed that they could be formidable threats, much more so than these silly skull crawlers.
Kong walking out to face the camera at the end was them trying to remind me that I was watching a Kong movie, or what?
Oh well the spider leg and tail deaths were cool but that was it.
Oh and Kong looked much more real than G14 cgi skin when walking, the hair probably helps in that regard.
King Yawn.
PJ Kong > This
Godzilla 2014 > This
Ummmmm
Kong Skull Island > Jurassic World lol
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