Well, you could've chosen a better place to get the opposing Hatchetman tattoos than on your buttcheeks.
Wow, must be a [certain board member]'s family photo.
Ah man, don't put your family down in public like that. It hurts me to see another boardie in such turmoil. Have you thought about counseling (or tattoo removal)?
*chucks tomato*
Have you thought about going to comedy school to improve your jokes?
Don't have time, too busy flying around the world, shagging beautiful women.
Don't have time, too busy flying around the world, shagging to pictures of beautiful women.
word.
What? You don't believe me?! I'm in Cape Town right now and the ladies are scheduled to arrive in a few minutes. They'd better, I paid enough for them.. Oh hang on there's the doorbell.....
hawt!
