Saw this on F--- Yeah Juliet Burke! And thought I’d share it -- pretty much sums up why I love Juliet Burke (warning salty language):
This woman will distract you with her pretty and then taser your ass to the jungle floor. She also does not care if you don’t want to drink from her water bottle. She will pwn your ass any day of the week by telling you exactly what your crime was and exactly why you will leave her alone and you will be left speechless. Juliet Burke will outsmart, out-snark, and out-smirk you so don’t even bother to challenge her. She once impregnated a male field mouse, your arguement is invalid. Appendix rupture? No problem, just give her a scalpel and she will remove it in the middle of a ******* tent. Panicking because your helicopter is gone and your boat just blew up? Juliet Burke will sit on the beach and drink your rum. Burning arrow stuck in your chest? This woman will stop to rescue you. She can interrogate you in both English and ******* Latin.
Need her to get your back? She got it.
Give her a wrench and she’ll fix your damn motor vehicle, stop mid-way to perform a C-Section, and as the sun goes down she’ll cook you the world’s greatest meal. This woman will lead a drive-by in order to save the world. And when she realizes that the man she loves won’t let her go and would willingly die with her? She tells him that she loves him and let’s go of his hand so that he will get to go home. Even after she falls, is she beaten? No. She grabs a rock and blows up a hydrogen bomb. She dies in her lover’s arms all the while telling him that it will be okay and that they’re gonna go to Starbucks. She will find you again in another life and she will teach you how to get candy from a vending machine, legally, and without paying. And even though she died many years before James, she still waited for him to find her again so they could have eternity together.
Plus she hosts a bookclub. Let’s face it, Juliet Burke is more awesome than you.
