Re: The Man of Steel
There, there sweet child. I'm sorry for raising my voice at you, but there is one code that all Superman fans must live by:
"Terence Stamp is the true lord thy Zod."
"Thou shalt have no false Zods before the first Zod."
"Thou shalt not take the name of the lord your Zod in vain."
"Thou shalt rise before Zod."
"Thou shalt kneel before Zod."
"Remember to keep Zod's original film appearances sacred."
"Thou shalt not permit Zod to appear without his mustache and beard."
"Thou shalt not not kneel."
"Thou shalt not bear false witness and pretend Zod looks stupid."
"Thou shalt not begrudge Zod his choice in females, Ursa, nor shall thou attempt to bromance Non."