Mark Wahlberg needs to lighten up....

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apparently he's not happy with Andy Samberg at the moment due to a recent skit on SNL.
"Oscar nominated actor Mark Wahlberg isn't happy with Andy Samberg's "Mark Wahlberg Talks To The Animals" SNL skit. In fact, the retired rapper Marky Mark is so mad that he threatened to serve Andy Samberg a severe whooping for what he considers a diss to his acting skills. Andy Samberg should be very afraid. Mark Wahlberg may be retired from the rap game but he does have a past involving violent assaults against people.
During his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live Mark Wahlberg promised to fly to New York and hunt Andy Samberg down to deliver his punishment. Maybe Mark Wahlberg is going to come out of retirement after he gets more jail time for his latest pre-meditated assault. If he does go through with it he can kiss any dreams of ever getting an Oscar goodbye. Remember what happened to Russell Crowe's career once he started beating the crap out of people and smashing folks in the head with phones?

Our advice is that Mark Wahlberg should go to anger management so he can laugh at the skit like everyone else did. It's not worth it because Mark will lose more in the long run. C'mon Andy Samberg is a comedian. He is doing his job if he makes people laugh. Mark Wahlberg is a producer of the HBO hit series Entourage. His action movie Max Payne opens this weekend.

Check out Marky Mark's criminal rap sheet.

Watch the sketch parody video that made Mark Wahlberg off.

Mark Wahlberg, the artist formerly known as Marky Mark, says he has grown up. In a spate of recent magazine interviews, Wahlberg claims that his wild-child days are behind him. He's an actor now, not that obnoxious rap star with the lame lyrics and pumped-up pecs. The 26-year-old has quite a reputation to live down, though. Here are portions of selected Massachusetts court documents detailing Wahlberg's former intolerance for, among others, "slant-eyed gooks" and black children. These attacks resulted in a jail stint for Wahlberg. Young Mark has now left Boston's rough-and-tumble streets for Hollywood, where he is making movies and staying out of trouble. source

Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg better watch out for Mark Wahlberg!

The actor is miffed after Samberg portrayed him in a skit called "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals" on Oct. 11's show.

"You know what?" Wahlberg said on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night. "I'm going to crack that big f--king nose of his!

"Then I'm going to tell him, 'say hi to your mother for me!'" he added.

"You guys watch," Wahlberg continued. "I guaran-f--king-tee you! And then, instead of me forgiving him, I'll ask him to forgive me."

A source hints to Usmagazine.com that Wahlberg will appear on SNL this weekend to get his revenge in person.

He wouldn't be the only "surprise" guest!

A spokesman for John McCain confirmed Sarah Palin would be dropping by as well. "
here's the videos too:
https://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/10/mark-wahlberg-t.html
 
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I saw that skit last week. It's was f'n hillarious.

"Hey goat, say hello to your mother for me." So stupid, but impression was very good.
 
Hahah! That thing scared me....I didnt know it was moving, then it moved...made me blink...weird pic.
 
I just saw the followup skit. Pretty good.

"Hey, Josh Brolin. You were in that Goonies movie. I produce Entourage. Say hi to ya motha for me."
 
I saw the original skit - Wahlberg's right - it wasn't even remotely funny. The only laughs from the audience were uncomfortable polite laughs. It really stood out too, because the rest of the show was fairly decent.
 
I saw the original skit - Wahlberg's right - it wasn't even remotely funny. The only laughs from the audience were uncomfortable polite laughs. It really stood out too, because the rest of the show was fairly decent.

yeah, i haven't found SNL funny in a long time. the show lost its steam quite a few years ago. i have no idea who is even on it anymore besides tina fey (hot) and andy samberg
 
I thought Poehler's "I'm No Angel" commercial was the funniest thing they've done in years.

Old-fashioned, slapstick humor.

Also, "MacGruber"'s usually good for a couple of spontaneous laughs.
 
This year it's been better, but still a lot of duds. I have to say that the followup to the Wahlberg bit was very good. It kind of makes me believe that last week's wasn't meant to be funny and was just a setup for this week.
 
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