Marvel Studios/Sony - SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING

[CallMeTheDoctor]

Someone is overconfident.

 

[DiFabio]

I thought I liked Gully Foyle.

 

[batfan08]

I disagree.
Burton has disappeared up his own arse.
And his two Bat-flicks have aged poorly.




It seems highly disturbing that Aunt May is now fappable.

There wouldn't even be an MCU as we know it without RDJ.





Keep guessing!

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Aunt May has always been fappable, depending on what you're into.

 

[Gully Foyle]

I thought I liked Gully Foyle.

Tears must fall.
Nothing's good enough for YOU, amigo!

Aunt May has always been fappable, depending on what you're into.

I thought I liked batfan08.

Seek help. The professional kind.



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[ironwez20]

Aunt may is going through the ben button syndrome. next reboot she'll be 16

 

[Gully Foyle]

Yep . . . Aunt May is definitely reverse-aging. Probably Tesseract radiation.

 

[RIDDICK]

Rosemary Harris in Raimi's films was too perfect. It could only go downhill from there.

 

[batfan08]

Tears must fall.
Nothing's good enough for YOU, amigo!




I thought I liked batfan08.

Seek help. The professional kind.



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It's not just me. Ask Dr. Octopus.

 

[Gully Foyle]

Ask Dr. Octopus.

I forgot . . . but you're right!

The 70s . . . the drugs . . . the whackness . . . the mind-bleach.

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[EVILFACE]

The 70s . . . the drugs . . . the whackness . . . the mind-bleach.

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Th e70's? Peter Parker musta been ******* to when Sally Fields stripped in the Bandit TA.

Buford T. Justice would have mad an awesome Doc Oct.

 

[meanstreak]

I'm excited for this version of Spidey and hot Aunt May after seeing him in Civil War. I didn't think I would like the new, younger direction but I don't mind.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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Incredible, those Marvel artists predicted what Kevin Bacon would look like in 2016.

 

[karamazov80]

So,

Spoiler

Homecoming was one of the words used to brainwash Winter Soldier. Coincidence?

 

[jye4ever]

Great catch.

 

[crows]

I forgot . . . but you're right!

The 70s . . . the drugs . . . the whackness . . . the mind-bleach.

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you know those tentacles came in handy on the wedding night

 

[EVILFACE]

So,

Spoiler

Homecoming was one of the words used to brainwash Winter Soldier. Coincidence?

Means that anyone that died in the MCU was killed by Winter Soldier.

 

[RIDDICK]

Spoiler

Homecoming was one of the words used to brainwash Winter Soldier. Coincidence?

Moreso...

Spoiler

"Vozvrashhenie na rodinu" means exactly "back to birthplace".

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

So,

Spoiler

Homecoming was one of the words used to brainwash Winter Soldier. Coincidence?

Spoiler

Parkers parents were retconned into being spies, so it's probably linked

 

[Victοr]

Spoiler

Parkers parents were retconned into being spies, so it's probably linked

Spoiler

Parker also has a secret-agent sister.

 

[jye4ever]

Spoiler

Parker sleeps with Aunt May, because why not.