Marvel Studios' The Eternals (November 6th, 2020)

[jye4ever]

Watch it be baby Galactus lol

 

[Khev]

Thanos' final snap in EG was supposed to eradicate ALL life in the universe, nobody cares about your stupid Deviants Eternals, lol.

Holy crap about them ignoring all the cosmic level extinction events but assembling to repel the fast walking ocean gator.

Freaking Howard the Duck helped against Thanos but not these losers, lol.

 

[ironwez20]

Watch it be baby Galactus lol

Nah they are gonna ride past galactus when they go on there ship back to there dumb planet at the end of the movie

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Freaking Howard the Duck helped against Thanos but not these losers, lol.

I think I saw a guy in a wheel chair helping.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I just watched the final trailer again and I must say, they don't do themselves any favors. The opening of the trailer shows Salma Hayek saying, "Five years ago Thanos erased half of the population of the universe. But the people of this planet brought everyone back with the snap of a finger." The discontent and disgust she shows towards humans for doing the right thing is infuriating. She's like, how dare these monkeys bring all those people back!! The ***** even shakes her head and rolls her eyes.

Then she's like, "The sudden return of all those people provided the necessary energy for the emergence to begin"

Ikaris - " How long do we have?"

Salma - "Seven days"

Ikaris reaction is literally a mixture of, "S***! Our 5 thousand year vacation is over, but seven days is an awful lot of time for someone else to fix the problem...hmmm. "

I'm beginning to think these Eternals are just lazy.

 

[Khev]

I think I saw a guy in a wheel chair helping.

I'm dying.

Thank you Eternals, lol.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Maybe Hulk is a deviant? I know his condition is as a result of gamma radiation, but what if all he did was to unlocked a deviant gene.

 

[The Buffinator]

A deviant slightly larger than an alligator coming out of the water really fast!!!

I'll take an alligator deviant over repetitive terraforming threats every day of the week.

Snyder's Man Of Steel: Zod attempts to conquer/kill everyone on Earth by using a World Engine to terraform it to be like his home world Krypton.

Snyder's Justice League: Steppenwolf attempts to conquer/kill everyone on Earth by uniting 3 Change Engines (the Mother Vajayjays) to terraform it to be like his & Darkseid's home world Apokolips. And let's not talk about the Anti-Life Quadratic Equation or whatever that silly thing was called...

At least Marvel comes up with different ways for destroying Earth and/or The Universe lol...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

So I said the hell with it and read the full leak and spoilers from a few months ago. All the stuff in the new trailer were mentioned in those old leaks, so I'm guessing the spoilers are true.

Oh boy. It reminds me of what Luke said, "This is not going to go the way you think."

It all sound pretty good actually, but I'm also disappointed about a certain something. Oh well, it's an ambitious film tho.

Also, it makes complete sense why they don't get involve. I shouldn't have doubted the MCU at this point.

 

[ironwez20]

I'll take an alligator deviant over repetitive terraforming threats every day of the week.

Snyder's Man Of Steel: Zod attempts to conquer/kill everyone on Earth by using a World Engine to terraform it to be like his home world Krypton.

Snyder's Justice League: Steppenwolf attempts to conquer/kill everyone on Earth by uniting 3 Change Engines (the Mother Vajayjays) to terraform it to be like his & Darkseid's home world Apokolips. And let's not talk about the Anti-Life Quadratic Equation or whatever that silly thing was called...

At least Marvel comes up with different ways for destroying Earth and/or The Universe lol...

Shhhh. Don’t criticize snyders work or you’ll conjure his cult following who will cry and say we don’t understand his superb writing skills and excellent world building .

 

[ironwez20]

So I said the hell with it and read the full leak and spoilers from a few months ago. All the stuff in the new trailer were mentioned in those old leaks, so I'm guessing the spoilers are true.

Oh boy. It reminds me of what Luke said, "This is not going to go the way you think."

It all sound pretty good actually, but I'm also disappointed about a certain something. Oh well, it's an ambitious film tho.

Also, it makes complete sense why they don't get involve. I shouldn't have doubted the MCU at this point.

I’m going to do that now

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I’m going to do that now

NOOOOOOO! Don't do that!!

 

[matticus]

I'll take an alligator deviant over repetitive terraforming threats every day of the week.

Snyder's Man Of Steel: Zod attempts to conquer/kill everyone on Earth by using a World Engine to terraform it to be like his home world Krypton.

Snyder's Justice League: Steppenwolf attempts to conquer/kill everyone on Earth by uniting 3 Change Engines (the Mother Vajayjays) to terraform it to be like his & Darkseid's home world Apokolips. And let's not talk about the Anti-Life Quadratic Equation or whatever that silly thing was called...

At least Marvel comes up with different ways for destroying Earth and/or The Universe lol...

Zack Snyder bashing? Blasphemy!

You mean Marvel has a guy with laser eyes fighting the dogs from Bana Hulk?

The big reason though why they are there and didn't help out before is an interesting angle though. I still don't care about these characters lol.

 

[The Buffinator]

Zack Snyder bashing? Blasphemy!

You mean Marvel has a guy with laser eyes fighting the dogs from Bana Hulk?

The big reason though why they are there and didn't help out before is an interesting angle though. I still don't care about these characters lol.

Yeah, I don't care about them yet either but I am interested in seeing the movie and open to the possibility that I might subsequently like/care about some of them (liking all of them would be a BIG ask lol). The snark is so strong here I sometimes think that I'm the only one, but then I remember that most of the dissing is just to entertain ourselves & pass the time until the movie finally arrives.

 

[jye4ever]

My wife just asked me if I want to go hiking I said nope i’m in an Eternals mood today.

 

[loki2371]

So since I don't care about this movie one iota, I just searched and read the supposed plot leak. If true (the trailer sure does seem to make it believable)...

Spoiler

this movie is totally pointless in the grand scheme of the MCU. Easily skippable even when free on D+ and no need to ever watch. At least it does explain the Thanos thingy well, and follows what we learned from Ego in GOTG v2.

 

[a-dev]

Thanos' final snap in EG was supposed to eradicate ALL life in the universe

I can't remember does Thanos' original snap wipe out any of his own army? If it was supposed to be unbiased and dispassionate shouldn't it technically mean the end for many of his loyal subjects?

 

[jye4ever]

Did the snap only work in our universe or all of the multiverse?

 

[a-dev]

Surely only our universe....

 

[loki2371]

Well after hearing about the joke they made the Infinity Stones in Loki (I haven't watched nor do I plan too), I would say it's obvious that Thanos' snap only affected the original MCU universe as each multiverse has it's own laws and properties.