Marvel's The Black Panther

[Victοr]

Who has the superior ****?!!!

Obviously T'Challa man, BEE-BEE-CEE! BBC aside, Doom SCREAMS overcompensation. Stark too, to some degree. But honestly that's speculation. You can easily say Doom has a horse-**** and is rightfully boastful, or that since Stark sleeps around so much, he's packing something decent at the very least (Ultimate Stark for example alludes that he's packing heat in Ultimates 2). There are too many intepretations if you take everything into account. BP has the BBC meme, but not much canon beyond that, whereas we know Doom and Tony both have insecurity issues. Doom chocked the first gal that wanted to **** him:



And Tony needed alcohol to talk to girls:





Weirdly enough, the only character, AFAIK, confirmed to have a big **** is... Hawkeye.

Morrison has said that Batman has an 11", and it's canon that he can go double digits in a single night, so... Superman obviously has a big one. He's Superman. Wolverine is supposed to be hung, but honestly, he's so short an average **** would look big on him. Then there's this scene about Cyke:



So I guess Cyclops' well-endowed too. I can't think of anybody else.

EDIT: There are these pics of naked Doom & Tony:

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Yup, fighting a tiger naked = definitely overcompensating.

Someone should show that Hawkeye panel to Jeremy Renner.

 

[Victοr]

Yup, fighting a tiger naked = definitely overcompensating.

Well it's a Lion, and the guy was literally stranded on Counter Earth butt-naked. It's not like he chose it. He does overcompensate though. Be it for ****, looks, peasant origins, whatever. His self-delusion being born out of self-hatred is pretty obvious.

Someone should show that Hawkeye panel to Jeremy Renner.

I don't think Renner can measure up to such an implied, gigantic ****.

EDIT: I forgot that Volstagg has a canonically huge ****. Thor has a big one as well, but Volstagg's is supposed to be monstrous.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Mr. Fantastic probably has the biggest one because of his powers, right?

 

[Victοr]

Mr. Fantastic probably has the biggest one because of his powers, right?

It's canon.



I honestly dread to think what Ult!Reed could come up with...



>tfw biggest genius on Earth
>tfw biggest **** on Earth
>tfw still get cucked by Chad
Ult!Reed didn't deserve it...

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Reed can probably change the shape of his ****, turn it into any type of vibrator all at once.

 

[Victοr]

Reed can probably change the shape of his ****, turn it into any type of vibrator all at once.

Well yeah, obviously. It's honestly ****ing hilarious that Doom willingly, and constantly, puts himself in a "**** measuring contest" with a guy who can literally stretch his **** to extreme lengths and girths.

 

[Caped Baldy]

"This is what white people get to feel like ALL THE TIME?"
https://twitter.com/wokeluisa/status/963193805213233153

 

[Victοr]

"This is what white people get to feel like ALL THE TIME?"
https://twitter.com/wokeluisa/status/963193805213233153

Damn whippipo and their cape**** privilege!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

"This is what white people get to feel like ALL THE TIME?"
https://twitter.com/wokeluisa/status/963193805213233153

You derailed the **** thread.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Well yeah, obviously. It's honestly ****ing hilarious that Doom willingly, and constantly, puts himself in a "**** measuring contest" with a guy who can literally stretch his **** to extreme lengths and girths.

Same with Batman and Joker. It's all about the ****.

 

[Caped Baldy]

You derailed the **** thread.

The hell you just call me? Racist!

 

[Victοr]

Same with Batman and Joker. It's all about the ****.

>you're good in the sack

And here I thought I was just like the Joker. Intelligent, Nihilistic, with a Wicked Sense of Humor, and sexually feeble. IMMERSION RUINED!

How will I relate now bros? ****ing Roasties... MGTOW NOW!

 

[The Ween]

Well it's a Lion, and the guy was literally stranded on Counter Earth butt-naked. It's not like he chose it. He does overcompensate though. Be it for ****, looks, peasant origins, whatever. His self-delusion being born out of self-hatred is pretty obvious.


I don't think Renner can measure up to such an implied, gigantic ****.

EDIT: I forgot that Volstagg has a canonically huge ****. Thor has a big one as well, but Volstagg's is supposed to be monstrous.

Have you seen the length of Renner's fingers?

(They're ugly though. Clubbed.)

 

[Victοr]

Have you seen the length of Renner's fingers?

(They're ugly though. Clubbed.)

Eh, nose, feet, fingers, those rarely have any correlation with **** size. Guy with the biggest **** on earth is a chubby, manlet Brit. Affleck’s taller and wider/bigger than Hamm, but Jon has a bigger D.

 

[The Ween]

Eh, nose, feet, fingers, those rarely have any correlation with **** size. Guy with the biggest **** on earth is a chubby, manlet Brit. Affleck’s taller and wider/bigger than Hamm, but Jon has a bigger D.

I know that, but that's just something people say. I really don't care.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Eh, nose, feet, fingers, those rarely have any correlation with **** size..

Not if you're Galactus

 

[crows]

"This is what white people get to feel like ALL THE TIME?"
https://twitter.com/wokeluisa/status/963193805213233153

Careful. Chakor is gonna get ya for that.

 

[Otomofan]

Are we still talking about super hero schlongs?

Frank Miller made sure to let everyone know Superman is still packing after all these years.

 

[Victοr]

Are we still talking about super hero schlongs?

Frank Miller made sure to let everyone know Superman is still packing after all these years.

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You call that a bulge?! My boy Petey blows Supaman outta the ****ing water!