Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[fosing]

i thought the toys were the money maker here....

LOOOOOOLz.

 

[beeshaw]

i thought the toys were the money maker here....

LOOOOOOLz.

Maybe not with 'us' but rest assured, my son gives no ****s about paint or sculpt. He just want's a 'Movie Donnie' based solely on the trailers. God help me when I actually take him to go see it.

Those sculpts/paints are Playmates through and through. Their current Nick Turtle line isn't the shining pinnacle of awesomeness either. (now the Revoltech Nick figures on the other hand for 4x the price...)

 

[RJMacReady16]

If my son brings home Lego sets from this atrocity I will beat him like I beat the dog when I drink.

 

[beeshaw]

If my son brings home Lego sets from this atrocity I will beat him like I beat the dog when I drink.

(Hopefully) a 'joke' about threatening child abuse AND animal cruelty in one foul swoop. Nice. This movie is really bringing out the best of you guys.

 

[Irvy]

This movie is the anti christ.

 

[cokebabies]

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I think I'll stick with the Oprah and Hardcore Turtles video above

 

[Deckard]

(Hopefully) a 'joke' about threatening child abuse AND animal cruelty in one foul swoop. Nice. This movie is really bringing out the best of you guys.

I'd call it good parenting. Please, talk to your kids about the dangers of Michael Bay and Megan Fox before they get hooked and ruin their lives.

Remember.



Love your kids. Because Megan Fox won't.

 

[Asdf]

Lmaoooo

 

[RJMacReady16]

I'd call it good parenting. Please, talk to your kids about the dangers of Michael Bay and Megan Fox before they get hooked and ruin their lives.

Remember.



Love your kids. Because Megan Fox won't.

I had a few good ones but I'll just refer to the masterpiece above.

 

[highlander1]

 

[batsheva]

Raph looks like Goro, and Mikey's blue lipstick is weird..

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Why.. just why.

 

[greygoose]

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

^ Is he trying to dance or something?

 

[greygoose]

^ Is he trying to dance or something?

I don't know!

 

[BuddyGus]

How can a turtle shell have abs?!

 

[RIDDICK]

How is it possible that I didn't get AIDS while staring at this pic?!

 

[Scareb]

Pizza isn't the turtles favourite food in this movie, it's blue popsicles.

 

[Shawpaw]

Leo looks horny.

 

[greygoose]

How is it possible that I didn't get AIDS while staring at this pic?!

Maybe you did. Have you tested yourself since?