Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Theokan]

I can see his winning formula now.

Bay Transformers: Aliens from outer space comes to Earth and take the form of automobiles.

Bay Ninja Turtles: Aliens from outer space comes to Earth and take the form of turtles.

Bay Thundercats: Aliens from outer space comes to Earth and take the form of cats.

If Bay did Harry Potter they would be aliens too I bet


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[CelticPredator]

Thundercats and Transformers are Aliens...

 

[ironwez20]

You don't wanna see TAiNT?

Um no lol........

 

[VS1976]

So Bays not directing this now?

 

[CelticPredator]

^ He never was....

 

[VS1976]

^ He never was....

Oh then why are we calling Bays Turtle then?

 

[CelticPredator]

Because people are knee jerk hating machines.

 

[CelticPredator]

Notice he was unspecific about "fans."

Transformers fans.

They wanted Peter Cullen, they got Peter Cullen.

They wanted a different Megatron design, they got it.

They didn't want those dumb bots, they got that.


See, had the TF fans not given death threats over flames on Prime...I might understand their issues. But since they did, I'm glad they hate these movies.

I wouldn't give them nothing if they pulled that ____ on me. I would've personally destroyed their childhoods, one by one.

Screw 'em! Just as bad as Nolanites.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

I am a maybe/kinda/sorta Transformer fan and all I wanted were three decent movies.

 

[CelticPredator]

Well, then maybe you should tell the G1 fans to stop sending death threats.


But in all serious, get them to write some damn decent scripts.

 

[greygoose]

Regardless of Bay, the idea of changing the whole turtles idea from mutants to aliens is the biggest dumbass decision ever. Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles.

 

[ironwez20]

The fire rises. When the turtles origin is back to normal bay has my permission to die.

 

[CelticPredator]

I hope they're even more Alien.

They shouldn't even be turtles now.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

The fire rises. When the turtles origin is back to normal bay has my permission to die.

Probably been mentioned multiple times already now, but the original 1990 film is brilliant.

At least we have that if this new one stinks up the place.

 

[CelticPredator]

It will. Don't worry. They have the absolute worst person on the job. And it ain't Michael Bay.

Oh no. It's Michael Bay light. Which is far worse.

 

[Murderofcrows71]

I don't know where the script was going with the whole alien thing, but anyone who read the original black and white comics should realize that the TCRI canister (ooze) was revealed to be alien in origin

 

[Elendil]

I am hoping for the best. That is all I can really do here!

 

[greygoose]

I hope they're even more Alien.

They shouldn't even be turtles now.

 

[CelticPredator]

The more you death threat, the more horrible the movie deserves to be.

 

[civiclx]

Oh damn that is funny haven't laughed that hard in awhile!