Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[VintijDroidGutzz]

That's excellent.

I guess one good thing to come out of it, might be we'll some great HT figures..

 

[greygoose]

That's excellent.

I guess one good thing to come out of it, might be we'll some great HT figures..

Hot Toys with a TMNT license...potential...

 

[civiclx]

That's excellent.

I guess one good thing to come out of it, might be we'll some great HT figures..

that gif was so funny it made me lol while I was eating pizza buffet at roundtable. I thought people would look at me funny but they paid me no mind

I wonder what they were talking about to make him slap him. It so funny, I want to see it again

used to love the end credits song on the first TMNT.

 

[greygoose]

It so funny, I want to see it again

 

[civiclx]

awww too much hysterical for one person to take in the guy reminds me of Jason Bateman. Where did you find it at? Were you looking for that one specifically?

and you probably get this alot but great avatar and sig

I think Bryan Cranston is great in what little I've seen him in

 

[CelticPredator]

awww too much hysterical for one person to take in the guy reminds me of Jason Bateman. Where did you find it at? Were you looking for that one specifically?

and you probably get this alot but great avatar and sig

I think Bryan Cranston is great in what little I've seen him in

 

[civiclx]

At no time did I say that that was Bryan Cranston in his sig

 

[CelticPredator]

At no point did Brain Cranston come into this conversation.

 

[greygoose]

At no time did I say that that was Bryan Cranston in his sig

At no point did Brain Cranston come into this conversation.

To the last few posts.

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Animals are THE best people.

I could be regretting my wish, if the movie ends up featuring something like that alien guy from that movie 'Paul' with an eye mask, a wok strapped to his back, & some broomsticks for weapons..

That's highly unlikely of course..

 

[greygoose]

EXCLUSIVE: Review Of Bay’s Failed ‘Ninja Turtles’

Source including video of plot

Earlier this year, Michael Bay made quite the ruckus when he let spill that his Platinum Dunes live-action Ninja Turtles movie might have something to do with making the Turtles “alien.” Fanboys freaked out, everyone mocked Bay to the point that he had to half-walk-back his comments on his personal message board, telling people to chill. The people didn’t chill and someone higher than Bay got spooked, putting the project on hold until they could work out script issues (and delaying the release of the movie to TMNT’s 30th Anniversary).

I’m here to report on a project that was called ‘The Blue Door’ written by Andre Nemec & Josh Applebaum, based on a script that’s not in my possession. It’s half-good and half absolutely horrible, with the first act-and-a-half delivering what Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fans want: awesome Turtle action and wisecracks. What comes after, well, it’s Midichlorian-level nonsense.

At the expense of the canonical characters, Casey Jones and April have been made and 18-year-old ex-couple. They display very few of the character traits we’d associate with April or Casey, so I’ve subbed in Justin Beiber and Kate Upton in the below plot outline. There isn’t really a villain with tons of dialogue, instead we get Colonel Schrader, who I’ve cast as Robert Patrick, even if he’s a bit old these days.

I’ve decided to layout the plot of the film, beat-by-beat, in video format. Share this video. Tell your friends. I got a peek at the project and these plot points are 100% True –> someone thought this would be a good idea.

[Please note - all images culled from a Google Image Search, and many of them are fan designs and riffs. I encourage you to look these up on your own, there are people doing GREAT things with the Turtles. All other errors in quick-and-crappy-Photoshop are my own.]

CLICK SOURCE FOR VIDEO OF PLOT OUTLINE.

Ninja Turtles fans know their property – we know it’s pretty stupid sometimes. I’m one of those people who thinks ‘TMNT’ was a pretty good movie – there were the Turtles acting like we wanted them too, we got the Raph-is-superhero story line that worked well. Sure, there were some wierd monsters, but Patrick Stewart was the villain, so – come on! If nothing, the Turtles need to be fun, and when ‘The Blue Door’ is fun, it works. It’s when it decides to take the majority of the end of it’s 2nd act in flashback that negates everything that came before it…that’s the crappy part.

What can we do? Spread the word. Tell your friends: Michael Bay almost made a crappy Turtles movie and we managed to stop him by being pissy. Yeah, that might not be exactly what happened, but I do know that the new script is being worked on now and the best way to keep a inter-dimensional/alien plot out of the new movie is to be VERY. VOCAL. About how much this sucks.

It sucks. The second half of it sucks enough to ruin the first half. Heck, it feels like the second half is from a different movie entirely.

I’m so glad this isn’t the Turtle movie we’re getting.

TURTLE WARRIOR? F-CK. YOU.

 

[Something Sexy]

LoLz.

Whatever, this ****er can do whatever he wants, it won't ruin the greatest that is the first and second movies.

 

[greygoose]

The opening scene does sound great though.

 

[CelticPredator]

Sounds like the perfect film for this generation.

 

[greygoose]

Sounds like the perfect film for this generation.

I liked all the turtle action, like them going inside their shells and that but the whole Shredder is an alien was BS.

 

[ironwez20]

Your twenty you are this generation. Like it or not people our age love action movies with terrible stories not just teens and kids.

 

[CelticPredator]

I know I am in this generation. But it still is this generation.

So why are you spelling out what my post implied.

 

[ironwez20]

Cuz you sounded like you weren't part of it. Like a 40 yr old man

 

[thenammagazine]

Your twenty you are this generation. Like it or not people our age love action movies with effeminate male stars and terrible stories not just teens and kids.

Fixed for accuracy, otherwise your generation wouldn't be ****ting all over Expendables.

 

[greygoose]

Are the re-writing the whole script then now then or what?