Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[thenammagazine]

Taint? Whoa, wait are we thinking of the same thing here?

Figuratively and literally.

 

[CelticPredator]

I'm sure he does. As long as it's covered in coke.

 

[DarthBakura]

Coke is bad for you. It's sticky and acidic. Oh wait...

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

Is that why he's doing a super low budget movie now? \

But yeah, The Berg keeps forcing him to come back. He waves millions and Bay smells them, so he comes.

Would you not make ****ty transformers movies to make millions? I would.

You imply that he is capable of making a good movie.

 

[CelticPredator]

I not only imply it, I know for a fact he can make a great movie. And he has. The Rock. That movie is amazing.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I not only imply it, I know for a fact he can make a great movie. And he has. The Rock. That movie is amazing.

that was almost 20 years ago

 

[CelticPredator]

I know.

But he can make a good film. If he tries. Same as any other crappy director, except for Brett Ratner and Uwe Boll.

Paul Anderson made Event Horizon. Which is awesome.

 

[greygoose]

Paul Anderson made Event Horizon. Which is awesome.

He also made AVP.

 

[ironwez20]

Anderson made the first RE which was a good movie but he just went bat**** insane and started throwing crap in and littered it with plotholes.

 

[thenammagazine]

Anderson made the first RE which was a good movie but he just went bat**** insane and started throwing crap in and littered it with plotholes.

Which given how you're continually going off about it, apparently made you cry like a little girl.

 

[ironwez20]

Which given how you're continually going off about it, apparently made you cry like a little girl.

Yea seeing my one of my favorite franchises reduced to **** makes me very sad

 

[DarthBakura]

I know.

But he can make a good film. If he tries. Same as any other crappy director, except for Brett Ratner and Uwe Boll.

Paul Anderson made Event Horizon. Which is awesome.

I love Event Horizon. It is definitely one of his better films.

By the way, do not EVER compare another director to Uwe Boll. That man has his own planet of suck ass. It is slowly imploding and will one day turn into a giant black hole, attempting to devour all licensed properties. Uwe Boll is in a league of his own in a far off galaxy. No man on the planet, past, present or future, could likely reach him.

 

[greygoose]

The original film trilogy is on You Tube for anyone who fancies a watch:

[ame]https://youtu.be/cMIVafe7y78[/ame]

[ame]https://youtu.be/q46lLez60PQ[/ame]

[ame]https://youtu.be/y41GsEQG7kE[/ame]

 

[CelticPredator]

He also made AVP.

They made an AvP movie???

Is this like those fake Star Wars prequels I've been hearing about? \


But anyway, as much as AvP sucks butt, (CP's awesome mask not withstanding ) it comes across like a quality film compared to AvP-R.....

 

[greygoose]

But anyway, as much as AvP sucks butt, (CP's awesome mask not withstanding ) it comes across like a quality film compared to AvP-R.....

It's funny that you named yourself after a Predator that got his ass kicked by an alien.

 

[CelticPredator]

Maybe so. But his mask lives on forever. And Aliens are awesome. Better then Predators.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

^ His mask was destroyed.

 

[greygoose]

He was a cool looking Predator.

 

[CelticPredator]

Nothing a little apoxie can't fix.

 

[ironwez20]

He can't fix it he's dead.