Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

[fosing]

Michael Bay is re-imagining TMNT......

this TMNT.

 

[CelticPredator]

Has there ever been a truly great Bay film?

Such is the future for TURTLES.

Bad Boys. The Rock. Suck that noise.


But seriously....I don't know. It's not even going to be directed by the guy. Maybe the script is really, really ____ing good. Maybe the director that makes it, is really, really good.

Maybe they can take a silly concept, (either way, aliens, mutants) and make it work.

Or it'll be as dumb as Transformers. It's all really down to the script, and the director. Bay is neither. He's overseeing it. He will have a hand in it. But he ain't making it.

Or it could rape your childhood, and kill you.

Not really defending Bay here entirely. Because I think that decision is unneeded, and just not that interesting. But I do get why he's doing it.

 

[greygoose]

Or it'll be as dumb as Transformers. It's all really down to the script, and the director. Bay is neither. He's overseeing it. He will have a hand in it. But he ain't making it.

April will be played by some model who can't act and he's bound to throw a teenage boy into the mix somewhere. It will be interesting to see how he sneaks a highway car chase into the film too.

 

[mojo customz]

these lollywood directors really need beatings for ruining a lot of good ideas for movies----i mean really how the hell can you f-up a tittle for a movie when it states mutant, these guys can f-up a cup of coffee----------------it is like natural born killers, there was nothing natural about why they were killers olie stoney ---------------

 

[K07]

April will be played by some model who can't act and he's bound to throw a teenage boy into the mix somewhere. It will be interesting to see how he sneaks a highway car chase into the film too.

Casey Jones will be played by Zach Efron and the highway chase you speak of involves his garbage truck being chased by the alien beings that followed the turtles to our world. Or something....

 

[King Darkness]

Hey, at least its not Burton doing it. Last thing we need is Johnny Depp playing all four turtles and Helena Bonham Carter as Splinter

 

[greygoose]

Casey Jones will be played by Zach Efron and the highway chase you speak of involves his garbage truck being chased by the alien beings that followed the turtles to our world. Or something....

I can just see it now; the turtles flying down the NY streets in a spaceship.

Hey, at least its not Burton doing it. Last thing we need is Johnny Depp playing all four turtles and Helena Bonham Carter as Splinter

Yuck, we need some new directors to step forward with some new ideas.

 

[King Darkness]

I want a TMNT movie by David Fincher. Or Ridley Scott.

 

[The Mike]

I can just see it now; the turtles flying down the NY streets in a spaceship

Come on it's Bay. The turtle aliens would have come down centuries ago and been living in the sewers and for some reason would need to emerge into the streets. Shredder will be part of a Homeland Security detail that loses his ____ and goes rogue thinking he has to solve the alien Turtle problem on his own. Splinter will be his partner a young ratfaced man:

who constantly gets splinters from everything he touches hence the nickname who decides to help the Turtles and guide their new surface interactions.

 

[crows]

Hey, at least its not Burton doing it. Last thing we need is Johnny Depp playing all four turtles and Helena Bonham Carter as Splinter

the Turtles would be CGI Voiced by Depp,
Helena Bonham Carter would play April, but a darker older April,
Depp would play Splinter as well

FFUUUU_________________________ GOD im so tired of Burton!

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

I personally can't wait for them to look like Metalhead.

man

I remember that action figure lol

 

[YoNoSe]

the Turtles would be CGI Voiced by Depp,
Helena Bonham Carter would play April, but a darker older April,
Depp would play Splinter as well

FFUUUU_________________________ GOD im so tired of Burton!

Jeffrey Jones as Krang. Yikes.

 

[Sweet Rabbit]

____ you Bay!

Alien turtles is one thing but how do you explain an alien rat?!

spilnter will be a talking fart cloud

 

[fosing]

no Fassbender, no deal.

 

[crows]

I think Tim Burton is slowly becoming Michael Bay...
both have good movies but now they have become parodies of themselves

 

[greygoose]

spilnter will be a talking fart cloud

no Fassbender, no deal.

The Fass as Splinter!

 

[CelticPredator]

I think Tim Burton is slowly becoming Michael Bay...
both have good movies but now they have become parodies of themselves

Michael Bay knows exactly what he does. He has always parodied himself.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXRCf9LbLM0[/ame]

 

[fosing]

blow me, michael bay. blow me.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

blow me, michael bay. blow me.

CelticP, why are you on Fosing's account?

 

[Kuzeh]

I think Tim Burton is slowly becoming Michael Bay...
both have good movies but now they have become parodies of themselves

Easy there dude... Tim Burton has an actual ARTISTIC vision...