No, he hasn't opened the card yet but now he is dying to.
My folks walked into the office just as I was reading this and I told them about it. My mother's instant reaction was that we have GOT to take the package when we go to my brother's for Christmas and open it there. Pop was laughing hard at the thought. If they don't chicken out I will try to record it, though it risks the camera. (My brother HATES to be photographed/filmed...and he isn't even a vampire....) I'll let everyone know what the card says and how it goes anyway.