Wow, Sean. Your view, and my view about The Last Crusade are VERY different. I remember being overjoyed that Sean Connery was cast as Indy's Dad. So, my two favorite actors, Ford and Connery in the same movie? Oh yeah, I was there on opening day. Loved the interaction between them. The script was well-written, and really fleshed out Indy's past that we didn't know about before TLC, and his difficult relationship with his father. I was a big fan of River Phoenix at the time, and loved seeing him portray young Indy. He did great. I enjoyed the comic relief by Marcus Brody, and Sallah, and even the funny parts with Connery. Denholm Elliott as Marcus was such a sweet, and caring friend to Indy and his father. It was cool to see the statue of him in The Crystal Skull at Marshall College. But then I felt they dishonored his memory by having the Russians run into the statue, and the heads falls off? Just a little distasteful to me. I was sorry that Denholm passed away years before Crystal Skull was filmed. It would have been great to see him return for it. Sean Connery. Well, again I was disappointed Connery turned down the many requests to return...even for a cameo due to his "retirement". Now I hear he's out of retirement, and about to film a new movie. There could have been a few scenes in there for Henry Jones, Sr. I would have loved seeing the three generations of the Jones boys together. Indy's Dad, Indy, and his son. Henry Jones I, II, and III!
I enjoyed Crystal Skull and wasn't completely disappointed in it. I think it was the weakest of the four Indys. But I love Indy, and knew I would see it without any question in my mind. I do agree that Indy's rage wasn't really there as it should have been after seeing Marion and finding out he had a son with her he didn't know about. The argument in back of the truck was great, but very short. I agree with you too about the "Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" not really being there. Yeah, two structures/sets...not a kingdom. More like a small installation of a bigger kingdom, or small part of it. Yeah, they should have left the mystery of the Crystal Skull alone. Coming out with the big alien presence for their yearning for knowledge was a neat concept, but they really didn't need to show the big flying saucer taking off and all that. Just as they did in the first three Indy movies, leave some mystery to the "McGuffin" device, as Spielberg calls it, in the movie.
I have a big sense of humor, but the "Tarzan" scene with Mutt swinging on the vines with the monkeys? UUummmm...not a good choice.
We're they trying to cater to a younger crowd? Most of them nowadays who don't know Tarzan anyway? I would have left Mutt with the gang of heroes, and let him stay in the car with them at that point. I, like you Shawn, enjoyed the parts with Indy and Mutt meeting, and up to when they get to Peru and Akator. That was great. I smiled big when Marion came back on screen. I loved her return, and seeing her and Indy finally get married in the end was so great. Yeah, she mostly was there for some laughs and all that. But Indy's first love had to return and they did it. I'm thrilled about that.
I hold Indiana Jones right up there with Star Wars as my two favorite movie franchises I am obsessed with. So I'm very protective of them. I just got the exclusive Indiana Jones from Sideshow. This is THE Indy I've waited for since my Mom refused to buy me the old Kenner 12" Indy back in 1981. I vividly remember that. So, having him now is so great!
I have enjoyed all four Indiana Jones movies, and I know I will go see a fifth one. I am hoping Shai Lebeouf returns, and works with Indy. I love the ending scene where he "almost" puts on the fedora. A hint of what's to come? Probably. He's in good with Spielberg having done at least four movies I know of with Spielberg attached to them. Transformers, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, The Crystal Skull. What a position to be in for a young actor!